Eye squirt ewe?

Cry me a river?

96 (ccf/minute) tears?

nice, BigV!


I just noticed the date in your sig, I can't wait.

Bush and analog tv will both be out the door that quarter.

Stupid.....

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Isn't that what rams do? Smash into things with their faces? Nice find.

well you know what they say ,
If ya can't Dodge it ,
RAM IT !!!!!!

That's actually pretty cool. It hit the pole perfectly so it grabbed it with the bumper. The pole isn't connected to the ground.

Ah ha! I was trying to figure out why there was a stoplight like that in the middle of a parking lot. He drove off with the thing, and subsequently parked with it!

He did eventually stop, so the light worked.

I was thinking, "Who can blame him for hitting a stoplight in the middle of a parking lot? Who expects that?!"

Here's a couple more. Along with the explanation.

This happened in Vernon! How can you not notice that you are carrying a light post?!!

Why you shouldn't drink & drive!!

This driver hit the left turn island traffic light at 48th Avenue and 27th Street sheering it off at the base and then kept driving on about 2 kms. to Squires Four Pub. It is not sure if he stopped because the truck dumped all its oil or if the cops pulled him over but you would hope it was not for more beer.

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The truck was then towed back to Vernon Towing's yard about 2.5 kms. With the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and bumper, it took several hard pulls with the backhoe to get the light free.

Maybe he wanted a light beer.