Hmm. Seen something similar to that IRL... sensuous and beautiful.

I don't think her soundbox is big enough to make anything audible except for her moans.

is that a tuck-back???
 

WTF!!!!!

Maybe it's a 'roid. :( No I am not happy for myself for saying so. :)

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We're making a giant puppet of The Dagda for Halloween in Dublin. Traditionally he was a randy bugger and had a giant schlong. It doesn't matter because he won't be naked, unlike this poor chap. Cold day was it?

Must be a grower, not a shower, if you get my meaning.

Good move?

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PM me when it is safe to open my eyes.

Love the boots, could have used those as a department Chief on AD. :lol2:

Jesus,what's the story behind this picture?
is that the guy's bollocks or a mango that looks painful :D

He looks happy about it, even.

I finally understand that AC/DC song.

There's a kind of subculture of mostly gay men who like to pump large quantities of saline into their scrotums and/or penii. (http://www.bodyinflation.org/index.p...ewtopic&p=2007)

There's another bunch (https://www.pumptoys.com/lib/library.htm) that likes to make body parts swell using an ice tea jar (the kind with a spigot) as a pump. (https://www.pumptoys.com/lib/makestj.htm)

See also http://www.monsterballs.com/ballstothewall/index.htm

oh, i really hope he doesn't start shooting a web out of there.

I was gonna say her bra's too big. But I think it's that her tit's just too small.

No way... there's no such thing as a tit that's too small. :headshake

I'd still hit it.

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Optimist: the bra is half full
Pessimist: the bra is half empty
Chauvinist: her tits are too small

Re: Impress ... :lol: ... again ...

hey did you just call me a chauvinist? well, as long as I'm not a pig.

lol! Zen!

Tits too small for what? Exactly?

for her bra, of course

... too small for her to avoid being belittled and ignored by the patriarchal hegemony inherent in post-soviet consumerism that objectifies and demeans not only males and females but also those of alternative genders and am I out of trouble yet Cicero?

You gotta give him some points there, Cic.

Congratulations, you just said the word of the day!![/Grouch Marx]

lol! Zen, you weren't in trouble in the first place! But the answer was great, so I'll take it. Are you dating by chance? Because that sounds rehearsed!!

:)

It's printed on the back of the Men's Club membership card.;)

Hmm wonder what Wilma and Betty are up to?

"Egg shampoo: for the manner in the best of old"
Truly WTF.

"Eier" would be closer to "balls".

Wow. Talk about your niche market product.

Dunno ... half the population ....

I would have guessed the translation was "Nutsack shampoo. For man's best friends."

makes you wonder what all those tribal symbol and Chinese character tattoos actually say, huh?

I've seen sites that point out the tattoo thingy. Someone thinks they're being all spiritual and worldly and "in tune" with our Chinese brothers, then it turns out the tat they have that they think means "Peaceful Love Heart Place" really means "f*ck me in the a$$ right under my tramp stamp." Priceless, really.

If you insist... I try to be accommodating. Let me know when you'll be in Philadelphia next.

Please provide a link. I'd love to see what some of them really say.

BTW, the shirt might be referring to the Chinese Zodiac, sort of like saying "I'm Libra".

I just talked to a guy who says he and his wife seem to collect cats, and she is planning a tattoo that's the hobo kitty sign.

I told him to double make certain it's not the hobo "friendly lady with sex" sign

Try http://www.hanzismatter.com/ to see examples of "the misuse of Chinese characters in western culture".

On the back does it say reading is hard I'm going to be a stripper?

Nice rack anyway.

Well, at least he got some sox.

There's Waldo.

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Gotta admire the way the heels on those socks were done though.

Pippy Longstockings short dick.

Thanks, CG. I really needed that laugh. :biglaugha

Nice short-sleeve tan

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