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Treasenuak 10-16-2008 05:47 PM

Hmm. Seen something similar to that IRL... sensuous and beautiful.

Elspode 10-16-2008 06:13 PM

I don't think her soundbox is big enough to make anything audible except for her moans.

bigw00dy 10-20-2008 10:20 PM

http://i38.tinypic.com/w89a4w.jpg

xhaos01 10-21-2008 03:46 AM

is that a tuck-back???
 
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Cicero 10-21-2008 08:53 AM

Maybe it's a 'roid. :( No I am not happy for myself for saying so. :)

impress 10-22-2008 10:25 AM

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Sundae 10-22-2008 11:07 AM

We're making a giant puppet of The Dagda for Halloween in Dublin. Traditionally he was a randy bugger and had a giant schlong. It doesn't matter because he won't be naked, unlike this poor chap. Cold day was it?

impress 10-22-2008 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 496247)
Cold day was it?

Must be a grower, not a shower, if you get my meaning.

impress 10-25-2008 11:56 AM

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impress 10-29-2008 12:40 AM

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Scriveyn 10-29-2008 02:21 AM

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Good move?

impress 10-29-2008 05:18 PM

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ZenGum 10-29-2008 05:33 PM

:eek:


PM me when it is safe to open my eyes.

TheMercenary 10-29-2008 08:03 PM

Love the boots, could have used those as a department Chief on AD. :lol2:

be-bop 10-30-2008 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 497484)


Jesus,what's the story behind this picture?
is that the guy's bollocks or a mango that looks painful :D

Pico and ME 10-30-2008 10:31 PM

He looks happy about it, even.

HungLikeJesus 10-30-2008 10:33 PM

I finally understand that AC/DC song.

impress 11-01-2008 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by be-bop (Post 499306)
Jesus,what's the story behind this picture?
is that the guy's bollocks or a mango that looks painful :D

There's a kind of subculture of mostly gay men who like to pump large quantities of saline into their scrotums and/or penii. (http://www.bodyinflation.org/index.p...ewtopic&p=2007)

There's another bunch (https://www.pumptoys.com/lib/library.htm) that likes to make body parts swell using an ice tea jar (the kind with a spigot) as a pump. (https://www.pumptoys.com/lib/makestj.htm)

See also http://www.monsterballs.com/ballstothewall/index.htm

impress 11-01-2008 11:49 PM

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lookout123 11-03-2008 02:48 PM

oh, i really hope he doesn't start shooting a web out of there.

bartman 11-04-2008 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bigw00dy (Post 495767)

I was gonna say her bra's too big. But I think it's that her tit's just too small.

xoxoxoBruce 11-04-2008 11:01 PM

No way... there's no such thing as a tit that's too small. :headshake

TheMercenary 11-05-2008 06:44 AM

I'd still hit it.

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ZenGum 11-05-2008 07:56 PM

Re: 1463

Optimist: the bra is half full
Pessimist: the bra is half empty
Chauvinist: her tits are too small

Re: Impress ... :lol: ... again ...

bartman 11-06-2008 08:43 AM

hey did you just call me a chauvinist? well, as long as I'm not a pig.

Cicero 11-06-2008 01:14 PM

lol! Zen!

Tits too small for what? Exactly?

bartman 11-06-2008 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 501932)
Tits too small for what? Exactly?

for her bra, of course

ZenGum 11-07-2008 07:58 AM

... too small for her to avoid being belittled and ignored by the patriarchal hegemony inherent in post-soviet consumerism that objectifies and demeans not only males and females but also those of alternative genders and am I out of trouble yet Cicero?

Shawnee123 11-07-2008 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 502154)
... too small for her to avoid being belittled and ignored by the patriarchal hegemony inherent in post-soviet consumerism that objectifies and demeans not only males and females but also those of alternative genders and am I out of trouble yet Cicero?

You gotta give him some points there, Cic.

SteveDallas 11-07-2008 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 502154)
patriarchal hegemony

Congratulations, you just said the word of the day!![/Grouch Marx]

Cicero 11-07-2008 05:56 PM

lol! Zen, you weren't in trouble in the first place! But the answer was great, so I'll take it. Are you dating by chance? Because that sounds rehearsed!!

:)

xoxoxoBruce 11-08-2008 12:34 PM

It's printed on the back of the Men's Club membership card.;)

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SteveDallas 11-08-2008 03:01 PM

Hmm wonder what Wilma and Betty are up to?

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Pie 11-09-2008 04:56 PM

"Egg shampoo: for the manner in the best of old"
Truly WTF.

SteveDallas 11-09-2008 05:25 PM

"Eier" would be closer to "balls".

Elspode 11-09-2008 06:11 PM

Wow. Talk about your niche market product.

ZenGum 11-09-2008 06:31 PM

Dunno ... half the population ....

I would have guessed the translation was "Nutsack shampoo. For man's best friends."

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lumberjim 11-10-2008 01:47 PM

makes you wonder what all those tribal symbol and Chinese character tattoos actually say, huh?

Shawnee123 11-10-2008 02:07 PM

I've seen sites that point out the tattoo thingy. Someone thinks they're being all spiritual and worldly and "in tune" with our Chinese brothers, then it turns out the tat they have that they think means "Peaceful Love Heart Place" really means "f*ck me in the a$$ right under my tramp stamp." Priceless, really.

SteveDallas 11-10-2008 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 502900)
f*ck me in the a$$ right under my tramp stamp.

If you insist... I try to be accommodating. Let me know when you'll be in Philadelphia next.

richlevy 11-10-2008 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 502900)
I've seen sites that point out the tattoo thingy. Someone thinks they're being all spiritual and worldly and "in tune" with our Chinese brothers, then it turns out the tat they have that they think means "Peaceful Love Heart Place" really means "f*ck me in the a$$ right under my tramp stamp." Priceless, really.

Please provide a link. I'd love to see what some of them really say.

BTW, the shirt might be referring to the Chinese Zodiac, sort of like saying "I'm Libra".

Cloud 11-10-2008 09:33 PM

I just talked to a guy who says he and his wife seem to collect cats, and she is planning a tattoo that's the hobo kitty sign.

I told him to double make certain it's not the hobo "friendly lady with sex" sign

Pie 11-10-2008 10:01 PM

Try http://www.hanzismatter.com/ to see examples of "the misuse of Chinese characters in western culture".

impress 11-10-2008 11:28 PM

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toranokaze 11-12-2008 10:48 PM

On the back does it say reading is hard I'm going to be a stripper?

TheMercenary 11-13-2008 07:20 PM

Nice rack anyway.

impress 11-13-2008 08:13 PM

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Sheldonrs 11-13-2008 08:44 PM

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Well, at least he got some sox.

Crimson Ghost 11-13-2008 10:36 PM

There's Waldo.

ZenGum 11-14-2008 03:26 AM

:lol2:

Gotta admire the way the heels on those socks were done though.

TheMercenary 11-14-2008 07:04 AM

Pippy Longstockings short dick.

impress 11-14-2008 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 504055)
There's Waldo.

Thanks, CG. I really needed that laugh. :biglaugha

Sundae 11-14-2008 03:04 PM

Nice short-sleeve tan

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