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Sheldonrs 09-14-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 385307)
I can't even imagine who's in his "favorite five" It's all about networking, my friend.

That could be considered a left-handed compliment. ;)

Sheldonrs 09-14-2007 12:30 PM

A "News" article WTF moment
 
The "WTF" section has been highlighted.

"Jessica Simpson is allegedly planning to have a baby with her gay hairdresser.

The single actress - who has made no secret of her desire to have children and has spoken of adopting - is planning to have artificial insemination and her long-term friend and stylist Ken Paves wants to be the father.

A source told More magazine, "Jessica has considered adopting but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy.

:speechls: "She's an old-fashioned girl. :speechls: I'm sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.

"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been.

"Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea.

"However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."

Jessica recently admitted she was yearning for a baby, and was seriously considering adoption.

She said at the time, "I want to adopt before I actually have my own kids." Jessica, 27, finalised her divorce from Nick Lachey last June.

She has since dated singer John Mayer, who is now rumoured to be in a relationship with actress Cameron Diaz."


BEING ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED BY YOUR GAY HAIRDRESSER IS "OLD-FASHIONED"? My Grandma never mentioned it.

Shawnee123 09-14-2007 12:51 PM

What? Not even any courtin'? Not old fashioned!

John 09-14-2007 01:36 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42...06/usaneko.jpg

Pictures! More pictures, says I!

John 09-14-2007 01:44 PM

http://images.ifun.ru/4/4FJu3r8JWC.jpg

Drax 09-14-2007 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 385327)

:biglaugha

Drax 09-14-2007 02:15 PM

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/7...ntagram0yd.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 09-14-2007 08:53 PM

2 Attachment(s)
Not to get pissy, but...

beauregaardhooligan 09-14-2007 10:13 PM

The only thing to beat a full house, a royal flush.

Elspode 09-15-2007 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax (Post 385344)

We Pagans have long taken pride in the design of DC. There was and is Mysticism in Washington, and other places around the world, with and without the direct input of the Masons.

Drax 09-15-2007 11:53 PM

My curiosity leads me to ask: Which Pagan religion are you?

xoxoxoBruce 09-16-2007 09:12 AM

Elspodeism, Drax... women all over the world, worship him.








aside ~ Spell check wanted to change Elspodeism to Despotism.

John 09-16-2007 10:38 AM

http://www.virulent.org/images/livej...noThinking.jpg

John 09-16-2007 10:39 AM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1122/...79b63515bd.jpg

Drax 09-16-2007 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 385656)
Despotism.

O, rly. What's your group called? The Cult Of Slavedriving Assholes?


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