Cast that in bronze and put it in a sculpture park ... and watch all the arty-farty types come and interact with it and rave over the texture and stuff .... then tell them what it is ... :lol:

I can't even figure out what that is. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell's ass swallowed Ellen Degeneres?

It appears to be Mrs Jabba the Hut preparing to perform a nude acrobatic routine.

If you took a magnifying glass to a human I think that is what it would look like

I seen what you did thar

or


right hand blue

Is that a man or a woman? And is that even relevant in this case?

Is that a penis at the center of the bottom of pic?? Oh, and sorry to make everyone look again

Are there no Trekkies in the cellar ??

The HORTA is a very rare case of mineral intelligent race. The HORTA has been met for the first time in the pergium mines of Janus there. The first approaches with the Horta have been rather dramatic, because the miners came killed from a "monster that moves in the rock." . Spock understood however of have met something of intelligent, after a mind meld with the horta.
The Horta has revealed herself to be a based species on the chemistry of the silicon whose natural habitat is the depths of the planet.
The Horta is been therefore revealed a pacific species that now cooperates to the extraction of the mineral.



the HORTA 15KThe horta moves through rock digging tunnels, as easily as humans walk through air. The eggs of the Horta are silicon globes (the miners have been keeping them as souvenirs and/or destroying them - the horta was killing the miners with her acid in self-defense to keep her species alive (and stole the life-support system to try to make the miners go away) Every 50,000 years the race of horta all die, saving the one mother horta to take care of the eggs.
IT'S THE NEW MOTHER HORTA!! [Sorry I plagiarized the description off a translated page]

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/wtfhorta.jpg

I'm not sure what the hell is going on there, but no sirrr, I don't like it. :(

That's a whole lot of nasty there!

Make a hell of a grease fire. :eek:

Well, *cock* a doodle doo...

It would have been funnier if that had been a duck, though.

I think its a swollen clit, but i could be wrong :greenface

Last time I saw something like that was on a nature channel special.
And if it means the same thing, then this baboon is ready to mate.

Maybe she's had 'plumping' done, just like some ladies have done to their cheeks (on their faces).

Or maybe it was beez.

I guess this musta been the whole hive:

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Either somebody needs Preparation H, or someone lost a Hippitty-Hop.

what the?

No, no, I said, "Booties."

Don't taze me bro...

Bittersweet. I used the wayback machine to visit one of my former favorite sites, chicks with antlers (the antlerarium) http://web.archive.org/web/200212310...s/chicks1.html

But you can never put any of your foot(s) in the same river twice...

Damm, I would love some of those tables and chairs. Where can I get some?

Feelin a bit COCKY are we???

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Dude! Is that a HOOKAH!!!

And a dickgirl statue???!!!

I should have been a penis Hookah it would fit the theme

Take a closer look! Sorry...I can't get it any clearer...but it looks it to me.

He clearly isn't talking about the picture, but his lifelong dream, and who are we to stop him?

I have seen Similar before

Really? If she's that hairy, tell her to see a doctor.

I found my SS present!

Me too.

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Some women really love their silly cone implants.

I want to see if she can get it all in. :D

"Hermoine! That is NOT how to use the sorting hat!"

"But I want to be in Slyther-in!"

Maybe she's just training for a career in advertising.

hot and bollard

:eek: :lol2:

Bollard? Did somebody say bollard?!1
bollard

"He looks so natural... just like he did when he was alive."

Stiff now has a double meaning!;)

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Hi!!
Oh no Mr. Hand! Oooooooo!!!!

It's Mr Potato Dick!

Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues!
One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF!

:lol2:

Good one, Sundae!

One of the lads in one of my classes toady was busy sticking a new cover over his dictionary ... all the bikini girls from a sales catalogue. He relabeled it a "dicktionary".

Doggy strap-on?

There was an enormous dog in the vets today, barely under control.
"Don't worry," said the owner as he was dragged across the floor to meet me, "he's just a puppy!"

I wasn'tworried for me, but after all I had a poorly cat in a plastic carrier that this dog looked like it could swallow whole.

Anyway, once I was checked in and settled down on a seat I looked over again. The dog was sat down by now, and it had its lipstick out. With all the waiting room to look at, my eye kept being drawn to that waggling little pink and red thing, so out of proportion for the dog's big body.

I was very relieved when they left.

:rotflol: Thats funny.

You should see a chihauhaus....they have the opposite problem.

my boxer would drag his unit around behind him on a trolley. it was freaking huge. much bigger than his brain.

We had a dog once who's back paws were damaged and he managed to learn how to walk on his front legs. It was amazing. He wasn't a small dog either. He was a bull arab which is a large hunting dog. I don't know if it's a recognized breed in the states, but think of a pointer cross with some staghound with a bit of bull terrier thrown in for good measure.