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ZenGum 11-14-2008 05:23 PM

Cast that in bronze and put it in a sculpture park ... and watch all the arty-farty types come and interact with it and rave over the texture and stuff .... then tell them what it is ... :lol:

Perry Winkle 11-14-2008 05:28 PM

I can't even figure out what that is. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell's ass swallowed Ellen Degeneres?

Elspode 11-14-2008 05:29 PM

It appears to be Mrs Jabba the Hut preparing to perform a nude acrobatic routine.

toranokaze 11-14-2008 05:31 PM

If you took a magnifying glass to a human I think that is what it would look like

footfootfoot 11-14-2008 06:10 PM

I seen what you did thar

or


right hand blue

Sheldonrs 11-14-2008 07:44 PM

Is that a man or a woman? And is that even relevant in this case?

binky 11-14-2008 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by My name is mud (Post 504435)
:neutral:

Is that a penis at the center of the bottom of pic?? Oh, and sorry to make everyone look again

Nirvana 11-14-2008 08:34 PM

Are there no Trekkies in the cellar ??

The HORTA is a very rare case of mineral intelligent race. The HORTA has been met for the first time in the pergium mines of Janus there. The first approaches with the Horta have been rather dramatic, because the miners came killed from a "monster that moves in the rock." . Spock understood however of have met something of intelligent, after a mind meld with the horta.
The Horta has revealed herself to be a based species on the chemistry of the silicon whose natural habitat is the depths of the planet.
The Horta is been therefore revealed a pacific species that now cooperates to the extraction of the mineral.



the HORTA 15KThe horta moves through rock digging tunnels, as easily as humans walk through air. The eggs of the Horta are silicon globes (the miners have been keeping them as souvenirs and/or destroying them - the horta was killing the miners with her acid in self-defense to keep her species alive (and stole the life-support system to try to make the miners go away) Every 50,000 years the race of horta all die, saving the one mother horta to take care of the eggs.
IT'S THE NEW MOTHER HORTA!! [Sorry I plagiarized the description off a translated page]

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/wtfhorta.jpg

Cicero 11-14-2008 08:39 PM

I'm not sure what the hell is going on there, but no sirrr, I don't like it. :(

classicman 11-14-2008 11:56 PM

That's a whole lot of nasty there!

xoxoxoBruce 11-15-2008 12:11 AM

Make a hell of a grease fire. :eek:

impress 11-15-2008 10:30 AM

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Elspode 11-15-2008 01:03 PM

Well, *cock* a doodle doo...

It would have been funnier if that had been a duck, though.

My name is mud 11-15-2008 05:17 PM

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Is that a penis at the center of the bottom of pic?? Oh, and sorry to make everyone look again

I think its a swollen clit, but i could be wrong :greenface

Sheldonrs 11-15-2008 05:32 PM

Last time I saw something like that was on a nature channel special.
And if it means the same thing, then this baboon is ready to mate.

Aliantha 11-15-2008 05:37 PM

Maybe she's had 'plumping' done, just like some ladies have done to their cheeks (on their faces).

Or maybe it was beez.

impress 11-15-2008 10:52 PM

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Or maybe it was beez.

I guess this musta been the whole hive:

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Crimson Ghost 11-16-2008 07:26 PM

Either somebody needs Preparation H, or someone lost a Hippitty-Hop.

HugeC 11-16-2008 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by My name is mud (Post 504645)
I think its a swollen clit, but i could be wrong
http://cellar.org/attachment.php?att...1&d=1226791063
:greenface

what the?

impress 11-17-2008 07:30 PM

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HungLikeJesus 11-17-2008 08:48 PM

No, no, I said, "Booties."

Undertoad 11-18-2008 02:35 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/28tu82v.jpg

xhaos01 11-18-2008 04:10 PM

Don't taze me bro...

footfootfoot 11-18-2008 04:22 PM

Bittersweet. I used the wayback machine to visit one of my former favorite sites, chicks with antlers (the antlerarium) http://web.archive.org/web/200212310...s/chicks1.html

But you can never put any of your foot(s) in the same river twice...

impress 11-18-2008 08:55 PM

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TheMercenary 11-18-2008 09:26 PM

Damm, I would love some of those tables and chairs. Where can I get some?

xhaos01 11-18-2008 09:37 PM

Feelin a bit COCKY are we???

--EDIT--

Dude! Is that a HOOKAH!!!

And a dickgirl statue???!!!

toranokaze 11-19-2008 10:14 PM

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I should have been a penis Hookah it would fit the theme

morethanpretty 11-19-2008 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 505981)
I should have been a penis Hookah it would fit the theme

Take a closer look! Sorry...I can't get it any clearer...but it looks it to me.

ZenGum 11-20-2008 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 505981)
I should have been a penis Hookah it would fit the theme

He clearly isn't talking about the picture, but his lifelong dream, and who are we to stop him?

impress 11-22-2008 12:10 AM

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zippyt 11-22-2008 12:39 AM

I have seen Similar before

impress 11-22-2008 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 506779)
I have seen Similar before

Really? If she's that hairy, tell her to see a doctor.

impress 11-22-2008 01:16 PM

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morethanpretty 11-22-2008 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 506778)

I found my SS present!

xoxoxoBruce 11-22-2008 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 506779)
I have seen Similar before

Me too.

impress 11-23-2008 08:52 PM

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TheMercenary 11-23-2008 08:54 PM

:lol2:

impress 11-23-2008 09:45 PM

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Some women really love their silly cone implants.

TheMercenary 11-23-2008 10:13 PM

I want to see if she can get it all in. :D

ZenGum 11-23-2008 10:24 PM

"Hermoine! That is NOT how to use the sorting hat!"

"But I want to be in Slyther-in!"

SteveDallas 11-23-2008 10:32 PM

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Maybe she's just training for a career in advertising.

footfootfoot 11-23-2008 11:53 PM

hot and bollard

impress 11-24-2008 07:50 AM

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sweetwater 11-24-2008 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 507420)
hot and bollard

:eek: :lol2:

Flint 11-24-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 507420)
hot and bollard

Bollard? Did somebody say bollard?!1
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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 493666)
Remember this thread? I loved this thread.

bollard

impress 11-24-2008 08:15 PM

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SteveDallas 11-24-2008 09:01 PM

"He looks so natural... just like he did when he was alive."

Nirvana 11-24-2008 09:41 PM

Stiff now has a double meaning!;)

impress 11-25-2008 07:31 AM

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Insert your witty caption below.

Cicero 11-25-2008 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 507939)

Hi!!
Oh no Mr. Hand! Oooooooo!!!!

Shawnee123 11-25-2008 03:56 PM

It's Mr Potato Dick!

Sundae 11-25-2008 07:51 PM

Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues!
One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF!

ZenGum 11-26-2008 02:54 AM

:lol2:

Good one, Sundae!

One of the lads in one of my classes toady was busy sticking a new cover over his dictionary ... all the bikini girls from a sales catalogue. He relabeled it a "dicktionary".

impress 11-26-2008 07:56 AM

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TheMercenary 11-26-2008 08:05 AM

Doggy strap-on?

Sundae 11-26-2008 08:57 AM

There was an enormous dog in the vets today, barely under control.
"Don't worry," said the owner as he was dragged across the floor to meet me, "he's just a puppy!"

I wasn'tworried for me, but after all I had a poorly cat in a plastic carrier that this dog looked like it could swallow whole.

Anyway, once I was checked in and settled down on a seat I looked over again. The dog was sat down by now, and it had its lipstick out. With all the waiting room to look at, my eye kept being drawn to that waggling little pink and red thing, so out of proportion for the dog's big body.

I was very relieved when they left.

Pico and ME 11-26-2008 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 508414)
. The dog was sat down by now, and it had its lipstick out. .

:rotflol: Thats funny.

You should see a chihauhaus....they have the opposite problem.

lookout123 11-26-2008 03:18 PM

my boxer would drag his unit around behind him on a trolley. it was freaking huge. much bigger than his brain.

Aliantha 11-26-2008 04:09 PM

We had a dog once who's back paws were damaged and he managed to learn how to walk on his front legs. It was amazing. He wasn't a small dog either. He was a bull arab which is a large hunting dog. I don't know if it's a recognized breed in the states, but think of a pointer cross with some staghound with a bit of bull terrier thrown in for good measure.


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