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thealphajerk 11-28-2008 05:27 AM

i didn't know we could do this... must give it a try

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1...throwerhp9.jpg

ZenGum 11-28-2008 05:53 AM

Should that be in the "Pictures of Hot Guys" thread?

footfootfoot 11-28-2008 08:36 AM

Fucking guy totally stole my idea.

My name is mud 11-28-2008 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 508266)
Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues!
One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF!


My name is mud 11-28-2008 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 508266)
Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues!
One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF!


classicman 11-28-2008 10:51 AM

:lol2:

richlevy 11-28-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 508414)
and it had its lipstick out.

Um, Sundae, if guys have been telling you all these years that it's lipstick you might want to get a second opinion.

:smack:That's what I've been doing wrong.

"Honey I've got some great lipstick here, passion pink".;)

impress 11-28-2008 04:24 PM

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Elspode 11-28-2008 04:44 PM

The reason that the though balloon is blank is because Bert and Ernie are gay, and they are very puzzled as to how they got into that predicament.

Sheldonrs 11-28-2008 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 509130)
The reason that the though balloon is blank is because Bert and Ernie are gay, and they are very puzzled as to how they got into that predicament.

I thought it was because the pussy got their tongues.

ZenGum 11-28-2008 06:04 PM

Is that what you're afraid of, Sheldon? ;)

lumberjim 11-28-2008 06:09 PM

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cookies?

Sundae 11-28-2008 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 509018)
Um, Sundae, if guys have been telling you all these years that it's lipstick you might want to get a second opinion.

All I can guess is you've never seen a dog's cock - nothing wrong with that!
And if a man tried to convince me that what he had in his pocket was lipstick 1) I'd tell him that I rarely wore it and 2) I'd wallop him for thinking I was that naiive.

On the other hand, if he asked if I wanted to give hima blowjob...

impress 11-29-2008 11:26 PM

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Santa gave his best "come hither" look as he said, "Hey, Baby, wanna see the North Pole?"

impress 12-03-2008 07:52 AM

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Yznhymr 12-04-2008 12:59 AM

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There is something seriously wrong with this WTF pic.

lookout123 12-04-2008 10:43 AM

Too many beads?

Clodfobble 12-04-2008 01:14 PM

Yeah, I don't see what's WTF about it...

footfootfoot 12-04-2008 02:43 PM

I'm guessing it is pointing out that the kid has his eyes and therefore his priorities in/on the wrong place.

Big Sarge 12-04-2008 04:38 PM

Did you notice Granny? She has a lot of beads too!

Elspode 12-04-2008 06:26 PM

Them's a pert set of knockers, them is.

Stress Puppy 12-04-2008 07:44 PM

I say it's the Dunlap Disorder the guy to the right is exhibiting.

xoxoxoBruce 12-04-2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 510773)
Them's a pert set of knockers, them is.

I concur. :thumb:

impress 12-05-2008 07:03 PM

This is seriously disturbing on SO MANY LEVELS.

WARNING: Very bloody. I am still shuddering.

http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html

footfootfoot 12-05-2008 07:34 PM

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What he said.

and while you are at the site: This woman doesn't live anywhere near Greenwich, NY. I know that for a fact.

ZenGum 12-05-2008 07:45 PM

Ah, those "get laid in [your-state-here]" links.

Funny how when I was in Japan, every hot horny babe in [my-city] was blonde.
Now, the machine thinks I am in Brisbane, so Ali, if you need to hookup with sexkitten4U, PM me.

SteveDallas 12-05-2008 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 511118)
This woman doesn't live anywhere near Greenwich, NY. I know that for a fact.

Next your going to tell me that hot girl in the bikini who's supposed to be a 19yo from the next town over from me . . . really isn't? And she isn't really just waiting to chat with me?

Well. That wrecks my confidence for at least the next week or so.

Aliantha 12-05-2008 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 511122)
Ah, those "get laid in [your-state-here]" links.

Funny how when I was in Japan, every hot horny babe in [my-city] was blonde.
Now, the machine thinks I am in Brisbane, so Ali, if you need to hookup with sexkitten4U, PM me.

Oh excellent. I was just telling my husband how bored I am.

What's the number?

lookout123 12-05-2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 511118)
I know that for a fact.

explain.

Agent-G 12-06-2008 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 511118)
What he said.

and while you are at the site: This woman doesn't live anywhere near Greenwich, NY. I know that for a fact.


Hahaha!! i love these ads. Its even funnier where I live. I live in a town of 125 population, and a few miles away is a town called Sheep Ranch with a population of 12. And it will show those ads "Find sex in Sheep Ranch"
As if you would want to find sex in a place called Sheep Ranch, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared

ZenGum 12-06-2008 08:09 AM

:lol2:

Keep an eye out for a screen shot opportunity. That is gold.

impress 12-06-2008 11:57 PM

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"Just sit right back and you'll see some tail." :keys:

RellikLaerec 12-07-2008 01:08 AM

aww. Mrs. Howell isn't naked. Kills the whole thing for me.

impress 12-07-2008 11:16 PM

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Bullitt 12-08-2008 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 509335)
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Santa gave his best "come hither" look as he said, "Hey, Baby, wanna see the North Pole?"

Actually that looks more like the "south pole" given the location underneath the hemisphere.. somewhere..

Elspode 12-08-2008 03:43 PM

That woman is pressing burnt pancakes to the glass with her boobs.

SteveDallas 12-08-2008 05:20 PM

Also, it looks like her head is about 10 feet farther back than her boobs.

Aliantha 12-08-2008 05:23 PM

I think she's using some kind of bread. Maybe small cob loaves?

You could achieve that effect by changing the depth of field if you had the right sort of camera.

classicman 12-08-2008 06:32 PM

She's ugly and so are they - yuck!

Scriveyn 12-09-2008 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 511827)
She's ugly and so are they - yuck!

But she's made it through the glass ceiling :3_eyes:

xoxoxoBruce 12-09-2008 01:36 AM

And now she's there, they're making her run a floor buffer.;)

JuancoRocks 12-09-2008 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 511364)
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"Just sit right back and you'll see some tail." :keys:

I guess that finally answers the eternal question, "Ginger or Maryanne?"

Big Sarge 12-09-2008 06:13 PM

She was a model for Gent magazine many years ago. Maybe her name was Wendy?

impress 12-10-2008 08:00 AM

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Undertoad 12-19-2008 09:13 AM

http://cellar.org/2008/wtfbrush.jpg

Nirvana 12-19-2008 09:22 AM

That's a duplicate, its in this thread somewhere...

footfootfoot 12-19-2008 01:33 PM

UT just posted that cause someone asked where big sarge was in another thread.

Nirvana 12-22-2008 04:12 PM

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I did not know this!!:eek:

Stress Puppy 12-22-2008 06:05 PM

Hahaha .. An extreme example of the button cock.

impress 12-22-2008 08:20 PM

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Crimson Ghost 12-22-2008 10:16 PM

That explains why they slouch...

Yznhymr 12-23-2008 12:07 AM

oh this is sick
http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/i...is_removal.jpg

Elspode 12-23-2008 05:42 PM

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impress 12-23-2008 05:43 PM

I feel bad for Esther.

Stress Puppy 12-23-2008 07:14 PM

Why? Now she can take it with her.

sweetwater 12-23-2008 07:32 PM

"Esther"? I would have guessed "Lorena".

TheMercenary 12-25-2008 07:06 PM

That is a waste of an otherwise perfectly good cock. What a dope. Or did lorana do it?

impress 12-25-2008 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 516557)
That is a waste of an otherwise perfectly good cock. What a dope. Or did lorana do it?

Yeah, Lorena did it as soon as she realized he tattooed "Esther" instead.

impress 12-25-2008 09:23 PM

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Sheldonrs 12-25-2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 516567)

Doctor! This test tickles!


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