i didn't know we could do this... must give it a try

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1...throwerhp9.jpg

Should that be in the "Pictures of Hot Guys" thread?

Fucking guy totally stole my idea.

:lol2:

Um, Sundae, if guys have been telling you all these years that it's lipstick you might want to get a second opinion.

:smack:That's what I've been doing wrong.

"Honey I've got some great lipstick here, passion pink".;)

The reason that the though balloon is blank is because Bert and Ernie are gay, and they are very puzzled as to how they got into that predicament.

I thought it was because the pussy got their tongues.

Is that what you're afraid of, Sheldon? ;)

cookies?

All I can guess is you've never seen a dog's cock - nothing wrong with that!
And if a man tried to convince me that what he had in his pocket was lipstick 1) I'd tell him that I rarely wore it and 2) I'd wallop him for thinking I was that naiive.

On the other hand, if he asked if I wanted to give hima blowjob...

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Santa gave his best "come hither" look as he said, "Hey, Baby, wanna see the North Pole?"

There is something seriously wrong with this WTF pic.

Too many beads?

Yeah, I don't see what's WTF about it...

I'm guessing it is pointing out that the kid has his eyes and therefore his priorities in/on the wrong place.

Did you notice Granny? She has a lot of beads too!

Them's a pert set of knockers, them is.

I say it's the Dunlap Disorder the guy to the right is exhibiting.

I concur. :thumb:

This is seriously disturbing on SO MANY LEVELS.

WARNING: Very bloody. I am still shuddering.

http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html

What he said.

and while you are at the site: This woman doesn't live anywhere near Greenwich, NY. I know that for a fact.

Ah, those "get laid in [your-state-here]" links.

Funny how when I was in Japan, every hot horny babe in [my-city] was blonde.
Now, the machine thinks I am in Brisbane, so Ali, if you need to hookup with sexkitten4U, PM me.

Next your going to tell me that hot girl in the bikini who's supposed to be a 19yo from the next town over from me . . . really isn't? And she isn't really just waiting to chat with me?

Well. That wrecks my confidence for at least the next week or so.

Oh excellent. I was just telling my husband how bored I am.

What's the number?

explain.

Hahaha!! i love these ads. Its even funnier where I live. I live in a town of 125 population, and a few miles away is a town called Sheep Ranch with a population of 12. And it will show those ads "Find sex in Sheep Ranch"
As if you would want to find sex in a place called Sheep Ranch, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared

:lol2:

Keep an eye out for a screen shot opportunity. That is gold.

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"Just sit right back and you'll see some tail." :keys:

aww. Mrs. Howell isn't naked. Kills the whole thing for me.

Actually that looks more like the "south pole" given the location underneath the hemisphere.. somewhere..

That woman is pressing burnt pancakes to the glass with her boobs.

Also, it looks like her head is about 10 feet farther back than her boobs.

I think she's using some kind of bread. Maybe small cob loaves?

You could achieve that effect by changing the depth of field if you had the right sort of camera.

She's ugly and so are they - yuck!

But she's made it through the glass ceiling :3_eyes:

And now she's there, they're making her run a floor buffer.;)

I guess that finally answers the eternal question, "Ginger or Maryanne?"

She was a model for Gent magazine many years ago. Maybe her name was Wendy?

That's a duplicate, its in this thread somewhere...

UT just posted that cause someone asked where big sarge was in another thread.

I did not know this!!:eek:

Hahaha .. An extreme example of the button cock.

That explains why they slouch...

oh this is sick
http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/i...is_removal.jpg

.

I feel bad for Esther.

Why? Now she can take it with her.

"Esther"? I would have guessed "Lorena".

That is a waste of an otherwise perfectly good cock. What a dope. Or did lorana do it?

Yeah, Lorena did it as soon as she realized he tattooed "Esther" instead.

Doctor! This test tickles!