Fell over Saturday night.
At home, in my flat, sober.
There were a number of factors which are really not interesting enough to relate.

Tomorrow I'll try to capture the bruises for you.
Capture them on camera I mean - they're not free roaming.
Basically it looks like I put glue on my left arm from elbow to wrist and rolled around in soot.

Doesn't hurt any more. Just looks... chavvy. Like I've had a fight or something. With soot.

I went to karaoke at the local pub last. Had a fab time with a girlfriend who came down for the night. I could have got laid too. Twice. By two different blokes. I declined though. I just had no interest. Was weird, because it's been a long time (10 years or so) since I have even been in a position to consider those types of options, and previously I probably would have jumped on it. I must have grown up somewhere along the way. Or something. Maybe even though I don't see much hope for my marriage it still counts in my subconscious.

Or you're getting mean in your old age.

Those poor guys...having to drop 10 or 15 for an angry handy j in the alley behind the bar, whilst thinking about that hot chick who turned them down flat...wasn't interested, she said.

:p:

Probably too much sugar, got to stop licking your fingers. ;)

Practicing my Halloween makeup.
And realising I can upload pics from my phone. Both are a work in progress. ..

That looks really big even on my tiny phone. Can a mod resize please?
I think I have some things to learn...

Let the record show Sundae showed remorse...
But good make-up I hope.

EEK!!! That looks hurty.

Sure does, be careful they don't grab you and trundle you off to the emergency room in an ambulance. :wheelchr:

Posted on behalf of Sundae
 

Sundae has just asked me to post these two pics.

As you can see, she's taking this Hallowe'en stuff very seriously.

I've advised her that it probably isn't wise to venture out to the shops or cashpoint thus adorned.

http://s10.postimg.org/70ubdae55/20151004_180341.jpg


http://s12.postimg.org/6l26s6lyl/20151004_180350.jpg

Goddamn she's good at that.

Should have pursued a career in sfx.

All she needs now is a t-shirt that says You should see the other guy!

Holy shit, I completely thought that was real. Excellent job, Sundae!

Man, it's pretty cool how teenage boys suddenly start taking 30 minute showers because they're super into hygiene. :rolleyes:

Wait til their socks start disappearing.

It takes a *lot* of scrubbing to clean a dirty mind.