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SteveDallas 12-25-2008 11:38 PM

What baffles me about photos like this, is not so much that somebody did it, but that somebody had the idea to do it.

footfootfoot 12-26-2008 08:54 AM

way way too much time on their hands.
I guarantee that folks who are starving and freezing aren't up to these antics.

impress 12-27-2008 01:09 AM

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zippyt 12-27-2008 01:39 AM

Dude where did you Find that pic of TW ??!!!

Ibby 12-27-2008 04:00 AM

is that Dee Snider?

Sundae 12-27-2008 04:55 AM

You know what, I don't have an alcohol problem after all.
Because I just realised nothing would induce me to take a swig of that randy now...

Crimson Ghost 12-27-2008 05:50 AM

Hey, look! Chyna bleached her hair!

bigw00dy 12-29-2008 05:12 PM

http://www.underbelly.fm/u/src/1229956218858.jpg

Trilby 12-29-2008 06:20 PM

referring to pic # 1623: there's nothing more helpless looking than a flaccid cock.

impress 12-29-2008 07:08 PM

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SteveDallas 12-29-2008 07:44 PM

Would it be ill-mannered to question the use of the future tense?

Elspode 12-29-2008 08:01 PM

I think you're spot on, SD. "Have Fucked for Cake...A Lot" would be more honest.

TheMercenary 12-29-2008 09:38 PM

I'm thinking she should lay off the cake.

Trilby 12-30-2008 07:13 AM

She doesn't say what kind of cake. She must not be too picky.

impress 12-30-2008 10:35 AM

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xhaos01 12-30-2008 12:11 PM

Umm, 'scuse me miss, but yer sacs' showin...

TheMercenary 12-30-2008 12:41 PM

One of those asian transgenders I suspect. That crap is all over the web.

richlevy 12-30-2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 517514)

Stupid looking guy with a chicken taped to his crotch = Idiot

Stupid looking guy with a chicken taped to his crotch and a sponsor = Genius

Besides congressmen and circus geeks, this may be the only other example of someone who is paid to be crazy.

xoxoxoBruce 12-30-2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 517644)
Stupid looking guy with a chicken taped to his crotch and a sponsor = Genius

Howard Stern

Crimson Ghost 12-30-2008 05:48 PM

Heh, heh, tell 'em, Bruce.

limey 12-31-2008 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 516828)
You know what, I don't have an alcohol problem after all.
Because I just realised nothing would induce me to take a swig of that randy now...

[emphasis mine]

Whoops SG!

impress 01-01-2009 12:19 PM

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RellikLaerec 01-15-2009 12:11 AM

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And here are his girlfriends

impress 01-15-2009 09:57 PM

I'm utterly speechless.

impress 01-15-2009 10:04 PM

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Cicero 01-15-2009 10:35 PM

What's that thing on the left?

zippyt 01-15-2009 10:40 PM

a glass

SteveDallas 01-15-2009 11:02 PM

If any of them had actually used even one of the doohickeys shown, they wouldn't be sitting upright.

kerosene 01-16-2009 10:37 AM

I totally missed the big red thing on the right, until I looked again. Holy...ouch.

xoxoxoBruce 01-16-2009 10:40 AM

It looks like jello. It looks huge, but there's always room for jello.;)

monster 01-16-2009 01:35 PM

They remind me of chess pieces

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/...-chess-1md.jpg

...I much prefer to think of them being used in that way :eek:

wolf 01-16-2009 02:03 PM

Well, we'd know which one's the King, but how would you tell the Queen, just by looking? It's not like it would be out there sashaying across the board and getting all huffy over nothing.

SteveDallas 01-16-2009 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 523038)
...I much prefer to think of them being used in that way :eek:

Dildo to King's buttplug 3 (checkmate)

monster 01-16-2009 04:19 PM

:lol:

TheMercenary 01-16-2009 04:41 PM

:lol2:

capnhowdy 01-16-2009 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 523048)
Dildo to King's buttplug 3 (checkmate)

NO WAY!
That would put you in check with my right arm!:eek:

Undertoad 01-18-2009 11:23 AM

http://cellar.org/2009/pilot.jpg

Scriveyn 01-18-2009 11:36 AM

Ok, Ready. Let's do some fly-overs of these uncontacted indiginous people in those concrete forests.

capnhowdy 01-18-2009 01:59 PM

I bet the expression on the copilot's face would change dramatically if they started to taxi.

TheMercenary 01-18-2009 05:24 PM

UT, that is LOL funny. :)

Crimson Ghost 01-19-2009 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 523556)

Carrottop's new pilot

xoxoxoBruce 01-20-2009 10:28 PM

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Ouch ouch ouch:thepain:

impress 01-20-2009 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 524724)
Ouch ouch ouch:thepain:

That's just wrong.

impress 01-20-2009 11:08 PM

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But on a similar vein (pun intended):

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capnhowdy 01-21-2009 06:43 AM

I'll save some time this morning by skipping breakfast.

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-21-2009 11:45 AM

oh my dear bajesus...who would willingly do that to themselves...

SteveDallas 01-21-2009 12:24 PM

Reminds me of the case of a (non-doctor) performing castrations on willing subjects in North Carolina. A psychiatrist quoted in the newspaper very helpfully informed us that "most men do not volunteer for this procedure." Thanks, I never knew that.

footfootfoot 01-21-2009 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedly_Tasteful (Post 524874)
oh my dear bajesus...who would willingly do that to themselves...

Umm, 'cause it feels so good when it's over?

Undertoad 01-21-2009 01:18 PM

Because they were sexually abused as young children and now require a combination of pain and extreme chaos without regard to consequences, in order to get off in any way.

limey 01-21-2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 524918)
Because they were sexually abused as young children and now require a combination of pain and extreme chaos without regard to consequences, in order to get off in any way.

You are so right it's scary.

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-21-2009 04:35 PM

ooo now i understand...

richlevy 01-21-2009 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 524899)
Umm, 'cause it feels so good when it's over?

I think you've just explained how GWB won two elections.

footfootfoot 01-21-2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 525104)
I think you've just explained how GWB won two elections.

And all this time I thought it was "Because [we] were sexually abused as young children and now require a combination of pain and extreme chaos without regard to consequences, in order to get off in any way."
:headshake

Crimson Ghost 01-22-2009 01:00 AM

And you thought "pheasant under glass" was your only choice...

Pie 01-22-2009 08:27 PM

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How about this visual:

Scriveyn 01-23-2009 12:49 AM

Hot chick! With a brick?

xoxoxoBruce 01-23-2009 02:10 AM

That's a dead Islamic chicken. They are required to cover the naughty bits with a brick. ;)

ZenGum 01-23-2009 05:51 AM

For it is written in the Koran:
Quote:

Chick dick sick. Stick brick on prick.

capnhowdy 01-23-2009 06:27 AM

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or for a larger crowd.....
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