OMG! I have a key insight into why you feel that way. I could tell you all about in church. Bring some change. :rolleyes:

.. a simple step by step guide to manipulating people into joining your make-believe game!

What's worse is that they associate non-Xtian with non-religion. As if one religion is somehow real and the others aren't.

They're all equally silly.

I think some are more silly than others.

You mean like the one with the silly hats?

Dunno, what do scientologists wear on their heads?

I got a presciption for some eye drops yesterday, and now I can't find them. I hadn't even used them yet. I opened the box, read the leaflet, and then somehow the tube thing disappeared. How is that even possible?!
Damn, I fail at life. I've looked EVERYWHERE. It was only a few hours ago. It can't have gone far.

It's probably in the bottom of my purse.

Of course, if I look for it, I'll only find lighters, pens, tools, and make-up.

Let me look for pens and i'll probably land right on your eye drops.

I fail at life worse than you do. N'yeah n'yeah. ;)

You probably put them someplace "safe." Did you check the top of the washing machine down in the basement? That's where I often set a tool down as I'm going around gathering up tools and supplies for a project, and then can't remember where I left the damn socket set.

If it's a competition, I lose.

I'm sure I never took them out of my room, but I can't find them in here. The only place I would have taken them would be the bathroom, and I've looked in there too.
I'm going for a policy of pretending not to look for them, in the hope that they will turn up when I least expect it.

Are they in your pocket? Maybe the little fifth pocket on your jeans that's supposed to be for tiny things but no one ever uses?

You will probably find them the last place you look. Unless you just give up before finding them.

That's a bummer. My usual Modus Findus is to go buy more, come home, find original, return duplicates for refund. But (a) It's prescription so you can't get more and (b) It's UK so you can't return for refund just because you don't want it any more. That, I do like about the US.