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marichiko 06-26-2006 08:11 PM

I was always sort of fond of Mamie Eisenhower, myself.:rolleyes:

capnhowdy 06-26-2006 08:17 PM

How could you fuck a first lady and actually call her a 'first lady'?

Trilby 06-26-2006 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Which First Lady do you think is hotter? :confused:

I'll have to research that and get back to you! ;)

Elspode 06-26-2006 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
How could you fuck a first lady and actually call her a 'first lady'?

Oh, oh!!! I know! I know!!!

From behind? :eek:

MaggieL 06-26-2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
How could you fuck a first lady and actually call her a 'first lady'?

Only if she really was your first.

AlternateGray 06-27-2006 02:07 AM

In response to the thread title, "yes please." And pass the butter.

NoBoxes 06-27-2006 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieL
I'm still hoping Condi turns out to be a lesbian. I also think she's too smart to fuck the boss.
Pooooof, your wish comes true! The story turns out to be a ruse. There have been secret rendezvous, between Condi and Laura in the Mayflower hotel! Dubya has been so busy screwing everyone else that he has nothing left (spent) for the First Lady. "Diplomatic" relations have been delegated to the Secretary of State who is now performing "liaison" duty. Dubya gets a weekly report [with videos] from the NSA.

I wish I could stop cross-threading! :blush:

MaggieL 06-27-2006 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by NoBoxes
Pooooof, your wish comes true! The story turns out to be a ruse.

No, your story is a metaruse. Condi must be hooked up with Lynne Cheney, whom we all know has a lesbian daughter, and who wrote a smoking western bodice-ripper full of subliminal lesbianism.


Condi in '08!

Griff 06-27-2006 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieL
Condi in '08!

So this is really a ruse to keep the social conservatives from realizing she's a lesbian? I suppose in some belief systems it is better to be a woman who gets shaky knees around alpha-males, rather than a lesbian, so she'll get a pass on the fooling with a married man thing, but if folks think that way are they going to vote for a female?


Anyway, I've been kind of offended by the latent sexism of the liberals on this one. She's a strong woman who doesn't require a man. Get over it.

Happy Monkey 06-27-2006 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff
Anyway, I've been kind of offended by the latent sexism of the liberals on this one. She's a strong woman who doesn't require a man. Get over it.

"As I was telling my husb— As I was telling President Bush."
  • Condoleezza Rice, Newsweek, May 3, 2004
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MaggieL 06-27-2006 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff
So this is really a ruse to keep the social conservatives from realizing she's a lesbian?

No, it's a ruse to keep the liberals busy by giving them yet another stupid thing to gossip about...and make them feel better about the Clintons at the same time. :-)

rkzenrage 06-27-2006 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by AlternateGray
In response to the thread title, "yes please." And pass the butter.

Now... that is just too far!:whofart:

Spexxvet 06-27-2006 10:52 AM

Will the repubican majority pull Ken Starr out of his cage to investigate this to death? I think not...:(

MaggieL 06-27-2006 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Will the repubican majority pull Ken Starr out of his cage to investigate this to death? I think not...:(

You can start worrying about that as soon as they appoint another special prosecutor to do the NYT case they way they did l'affaire Plame.

Shawnee123 06-27-2006 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
She's by far the hottest First Lady since Jackie O.


Sheesh, what about Barb? Hubba hubba!


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