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Flint 08-08-2006 08:40 AM

I think our national policy may have been skewed by viagra. I mean, seriously, old men are supposed to settle down and make thoughtful decisions. If they can still bang hookers all night long, do you think we're really getting our votes worth out of them?

EDIT: Incidentally, what's so wrong about Febreze ???

MaggieL 08-08-2006 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint
I think our national policy may have been skewed by viagra. I mean, seriously, old men are supposed to settle down and make thoughtful decisions. If they can still bang hookers all night long, do you think we're really getting our votes worth out of them?

Clinton evidently didn't need Viagra. Did you get your vote's worth out of him?

Flint 08-08-2006 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieL
Clinton evidently didn't need Viagra. Did you get your vote's worth out of him?

That doesn't disprove my point, though, which was: a hooker-banging politician has his "mind" on other matters. Viagra simply facilitates the hooker-banging in otherwise non-hooker-banging individuals.

xoxoxoBruce 08-08-2006 02:08 PM

Unlike Bush, yes. :p

MaggieL 08-08-2006 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint
That doesn't disprove my point, though, which was: a hooker-banging politician has his "mind" on other matters

Unlike an intern-banging politician. :-)

glatt 08-08-2006 02:37 PM

That would depend on what the definition of "is" is.

xoxoxoBruce 08-08-2006 06:38 PM

He was fucking monica, Bush is fucking all of us. :(

capnhowdy 08-08-2006 06:51 PM

The cigar may be more comfortable. That's just me talkin'....

MaggieL 08-08-2006 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
He was fucking monica, Bush is fucking all of us.

How glib. Clinton fucked a few more besides Monica.

Flint 08-08-2006 08:41 PM

If the enduring argument against Clinton is promiscuity, what does that say about his Presidency?

wolf 08-09-2006 01:33 AM

I think the AWB said a lot more.

Urbane Guerrilla 08-09-2006 04:01 AM

The enduring argument against Clinton is not his promiscuity, but his subconscious notion that civil liberties and rights were reserved to his Administration, and not the several States or the people. Then too there was that incapacity to deny to unfriendlies considerable access to American secrets -- particularly Chinese unfriendlies, the Soviets no longer being available to betray us to. Less the Manchurian candidate than the Han Chinese one.

MaggieL 08-09-2006 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint
If the enduring argument against Clinton is promiscuity, what does that say about his Presidency?

That's not the "enduring argument against him", but it certainly is a clue to his "don't ask don't tell" (speaking of people he fucked besides Monica) personality. It's also his relevance as a counterexample to the Viagra theory; pols have been fucking around since Kennedy, and before.

Flint 08-09-2006 08:20 AM

@Urbane Guerrilla: That's what I was looking for, some substantive criticisms.

@Maggie: That's what I was looking for, the lack of substantive criticisms.

Elspode 08-09-2006 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla
The enduring argument against Clinton is not his promiscuity, but his subconscious notion that civil liberties and rights were reserved to his Administration

Unlike the current administration, which has determined that no one should have any for our own good?


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