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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
Now LJ has admitted he's a pianist, I vote for some cock puppet pictures.
Slightly off topic - one of the wickedest things I've ever done is showing a picture of a colleague's cock to a couple of other colleagues. The man in question wasn't based in our office and never found out but I am ashamed of myself anyway. Well, we were in a pub and drunk and my friend brought up the fact that X had sent me a picture of his cock - flaccid, which was the part that cracked us up. I learned that evening that men are revolted by the sight of other men's genitalia - even if they've asked for it. Or maybe it was the fact it looked like a yam, I don't know.
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Gosh, well now I have to go off topic too! I used to have a camera phone and my SO thought it was funny to take pictures of his naughty bits on my camera when I wasn't paying attention. He was always standing at attention when he did this though... (this might be too much information for some, so skip over it) and it is quite crooked, which is really obvious when he is hard.
Well, one day I was charging my phone in the office where I worked. As I had to do lots outside of the office my phone was left unattended. I should also point out that my SO worked with me at the time... so all of my co-workers knew him. One of the co-workers got bored and started snooping through my phone when I was on the work phone and not paying any attention. I had deleted the previous naughty pictures, but he had taken more and I didn't know it so I didn't take the phone away from the co-worker! Needless to say he was pretty shocked when he came across my SO's bits (more TMI following) and by the fact that they were crooked. I don't think he wanted to know that...
I was pretty embarressed at the time as we were trying to keep our relationship low profile, and now it was pretty obvious whose it was as I wasn't with anyone else at the time. If I remember correctly I had either just came out with the relationship, or had stopped denying it at this point. It was pretty hilarious all the same. :p My SO didn't do that anymore after that, even though I did keep much better tabs on my phone. He learned his lesson but good!
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