Originally titled "Stroking in Bed," he wanted to make it sound radio-friendly.

, though this plan actually backfired on him when, due to a near-blind printer's assistant and woefully undertrained proofreaders, his song was released to the public with the title "Cockring in bed."

Several years later Kilgore Trout, with growing lower abdominal stress...

...channelled his pain and garnered great acclaim with his introduction of an innovative line of elastic undergarments, specifically designed..

...One day he was reading a book and decoded he would go do something else and pick it up again later...