Oh I've had some seriously strange crushes. Unless my morality precludes it (ie: one or both of us is not single at the time), I often follow up on them. Had some awesome flings and made some great friends that way.

* The short, bald, gap toothed boss where I worked (man, I loved going to work!)
* The 32 yr old Pakistani virgin (male) who worked at the gas station (no, I did not take his virginity - all of it, anyway)
* The gorgeous blonde bombshell (female) who worked in a business a few doors down
* My talkative, self-centered college Business Writing instructor (one date was enough)
* My chiropractor who was 20 yrs older than I and licked his lips a lot (we were together several years)


Famous people don't interest me. Infamous ones do...sometimes.

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skysidhe and aliantha

Well I can't say the same for you mr. woody. :greenface




yep. Flint was a heat seeking missle in his day. His love for women legendary and very nice to person to boot. ( for the record )

oh, admit it, you're crazy for me.

None of my crushes in the Cellar are strange.

Lumberjim because he's my physical type in real life and so bloody rude with it (but forever just a crush because I am in awe of Jinx)
Elspode because any man who can weave words like that is obviously a cunning linguist
And Bruce because.... Well there aren't enough letters in the alphabet, but when half the women on the Cellar agree, it doesn't count as strange

Kilts.

Kilts get women. They start thinking, "Hey, what if I put my hand right... there?" Once the thought is thunk, it don't get un-thunk...

This guy! :blush: :D

I think my current crush is outside my normal parameters. He's twenty years older than me, he isn't good looking at all.....but he has gorgeous eyes a smile that'd melt permafrost, a geordie accent and a wicked sense of humour. He also has a general air of cool about him. One of those people who, when talks others listen.

Oh yeah...and John Barrowman....he's less my type than any other. He's flawlessly handsome and gay.

I've always had a crush on Nathan Lane. Anyone who can make me laugh that much will always get my attention.

Oh man.

The only hot guy at TAS... the only asian dude I've ever been really attracted to (sorry, asians - 's just how it goes...)... who isn't really my type cause I dont usually like musclebound, macho guys...

Is bi.
Hoooolyfuckingshit.

I'm gonna kill someone if theyre just bullshitting me.

Muscularity is not necessarily a minus -- my wife got real hard with extensive gym time once and felt, well, pantherish. Only a shaved panther...

The other thing about plenty muscle is you can have it too, and it's good for getting the lid off the new jar of pickles. There's no frustration like being only just unable to get that lid open.

Lucky for me I dont eat pickles then.

Keynes... there's this great picture of him when he was younger...