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manicotti 09-24-2014 10:37 AM

You don't have to do a drug test to be president, or a congressman, etc.

But you have to do a drug test to work at Kroger. Kroger: keeping people sober since 1883.

DanaC 09-24-2014 10:40 AM

Hahahaha. Manicotti that's hilarious.

BigV 09-24-2014 10:43 AM

Google news, on my phone, *insists* on giving me local news for Tempe, Arizona.

I've never been to Tempe, nor has my phone, to my knowledge. I've cleared all the temp files, caches, cookies, browsing history, restarted the browser, etc.

Apparently, there's something in there still. Tempe. Hmmmmmmmmm.

Gravdigr 09-24-2014 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 910411)
...buying the President's weed anonymously, and testing it for purity and potency.

See, that's how I'm thinking...purity at the least.

xoxoxoBruce 09-24-2014 01:20 PM

Remember the old bowling alley in the White House, in the cellar, no windows, good ventilation, secure... ?

Spexxvet 09-24-2014 02:27 PM

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

Richard M. Nixon

Gravdigr 09-25-2014 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 910411)
If not, then protecting the President regardless of the law is their job, and the Secret Service should be buying the President's weed anonymously, and testing it for purity and potency.

Or would they have their own grow op? Securing purity, potency, and, secrecy.

DanaC 09-25-2014 03:40 PM

Does the White House have a Green Room?

Undertoad 09-25-2014 03:51 PM

I like the way you all think.

Gravdigr 09-25-2014 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 910531)
Does the White House have a Green Room?

It does!

DanaC 09-25-2014 04:05 PM

Well then I think we mayhave identified its true purpose.

Gravdigr 10-18-2014 02:00 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2014 03:26 PM

Try it after you charge your iPhone in the microwave. :haha:

sexobon 10-19-2014 12:14 AM

eBay>History>Early years -
Quote:

AuctionWeb was founded in San Jose, California, on September 3, 1995, by French-born Iranian-American computer programmer Pierre Omidyar (born June 21, 1967) as part of a larger personal site that included, among other things, Omidyar's own tongue-in-cheek tribute to the Ebola virus. ...

xoxoxoBruce 10-19-2014 11:58 AM

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I'm sure this is just a coincidence... just ask Time-Warner, you'll see. :headshake


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