whatever - wiggle your ears, my thighs itch

If you'd wash there from time to time...

I would like to suggest that the phrase, "you suck" is a fine insult. It sounds dirty, without being explicit, leaving the insultee to imagine all sorts of things. (Suck badly? Now that's a real insult!) It's pithy and succinct. It has a nice ring to it. It's vague enough to be humorous when you want it to. It rhymes with fuck--always a good thing. Even better, the plural form is just as effective, to wit:

You People Suck!

or, if in Texas, it's "Y'all Suck!"






Just kidding! Really!

C, in the south it's "You'ins":)