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It's more like Laurel and Hardy Drive The Ambulance.

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Originally Posted by wolf

It's more like Laurel and Hardy Drive The Ambulance.

:lol: That's a keeper - what an image!

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 368302)

The directors would be foreign and of the same nationality? Are we talking about international competition here?

[Highjack Shield]Many directors are also coaches but are barred from that role during competition. If they share a language with your opponent, they might be tempted to skirt the rules. Right now Russians are the common foreigners because of the breakup of the Soviet sports system. The Hungarians are leftovers from '56. It would be more of an issue in international competition, but it could happen. A well-timed curse just might keep them honest.[/Highjack shield down]

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Originally Posted by Uisge Beatha (Post 367915)

Perhaps the strangest fortune I ever received simply said "Made in the USA." I'm not joking here. That was the fortune, not some legal production ID business.

It should have said "Made for the USA".

Can't believe we're this far into the thread for the first mention of my favorite aspect of fortune cookie fortunes (I thought it was compulsory...): to read the fortune out loud, then add the words "in bed" at the end.

Of course, it could be just me...

I learned it as "...between the sheets."

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 368765)

Ok....now my fortunes are making a lot more sense. (in bed)

That is always the way I have read them. Most of our friends now had never heard of it read that way. I told them it was there; just in white ink.

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 367801)

"Stay away from the opposite sex."

in bed.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 368105)

"we know what you did with that hairbrush"

in bed.

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 368149)

"Toreador pants are something that make your feet look big too."

in bed.

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 368377)

"your bills are your bills and your partner's bills are your bills"

in bed.

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 368377)

"you are the apple of my eye."

in bed.

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 368381)

"Pink will be your new favorite color."

in bed.

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 368381)

"It's never to late to learn."

in bed.

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 368498)

Laurel and Hardy Drive The Ambulance.

in bed.
(I know it hasn't (yet) been printed on a fortune, but it's damn funny anyway.)

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 368710)

"Made for the USA"

in bed.

Yep. Much clearer.

Did that come with a set of Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses?

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 368869)

http://cellar.org/2007/dontpanic.jpg

Hey, I never knew Douglas Adams wrote fortunes!

Would you believe........the Claw wrote those fortunes? :D