We're talking BABY Jesus, though. He's a seperate entity from adult Jesus, father God, and Holy Ghost.

Ah.
I know what makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Ever see a 1st Century rectal thermometer?

Did it look like a fossilized walrus penis?

By it's very nature, the alphabet must dominate all the other bets or be outcast.

I blame Sesame Street.

This is my alphabet. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

Same alphabet, different order?

Only if it's attached to fossilized priest...

That's a good one.

C is for Corn in your poop

humblejim, don't you sleep?

Now I am all confused.

And why is midnight midnight, when it's the divide between today and yesterday?

This thread is being held over for binding arbitration. That's right, I'm invoking the Vanna White clause! Vanna, pick me a letter.

I thank you all for coming. (Starts stacking papers and putting in briefcase.) I believe I have enough information to take back to Corporate. Here's my card. Call me if you remember anything else. And don't leave town.

I hear ya, Jesus. Sometimes I have to tell myself I made a funny too. :blush: But, you're always pretty darn funny.