psst. irony! it's about shit!

I'm really surprised this thread is about shit! I thought it'd be about sex in tha loo...

"Too ra la, too ra lay --
Oh a rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say
Too ra lay, too ra lit --
It's a bloody fine song, but it's all about shit."

Wow!

Twenty posts in 28 months - I assume you only post for serious shit.

Methinks Hugo is a pock suppet.

One of the seven faces of lj?

I wouldn't venture a guess. Could be anyone! And no, it's not me. I already have about 12 personalities lurking in Shawnee123!

I have a TMI question about HungLikeJesus's post -- actually something that I've been wondering about for ages, but I don't like to talk about this kind of thing with people who, like, actually know who I am. :o

Is poop supposed to float? I hear people saying things like "floating like a turd" or whatever, and I find that confusing because, um, mine don't, er, ever. I've heard that it might have to do with fat levels in someone's diet?

For the record, though, I don't have any weird bathroom habits, except that sometimes at work I act like I'm going to the bathroom and actually go to the building lounge and do a quick yoga break instead.

I've heard two different opinions - one that poo floats because the pooper is eating too mch fat, therefore floaters are a sign of poor diet.

I have also heard that it floats because it is full of fibre (which swells up in the gut and is therefore lighter than the average waste). Therefore floaters are to be coveted.

Personally I tend towards the latter, although telling you why would probably involve TMI.

BTW I find the worst ones in the whole world are alcohol poos - Guinness and red wine topping the poll. Hard, black and hard to pass (Shaft!)

I thought floaters were due to a diet composed largely of Cheetos.

(Why do I keep returning to this thread? Something's drawing me back.)

One more question - what do you think of the use of cell phones in the bathroom?

I can see how if you need to talk about something private, the bathroom could be the most polite place to do it (i.e. if your girlfriend just called to say she missed her period, the babysitter needed to tell your that your small child has stomach flu, or otherwise non-polite-company-friendly topics). On the other hand, I don't get how people talk on the phone while actually doing their business. When my phone rings while I'm in the bathroom, I do not pick it up.

denied.

here's my admitted list:

The CIA
lumberpoet
undertoab
Flunt
tw. ...although...i either forgot the password, or tw had it reset and fucked me out of it...in any case, i cant use it any more.
spencer ( my son will one day take possession of this account)
new member
Clodfobble
Third Person


man.....i feel like i'm forgetting one or two.


oh...yeah..post a poll. i'll outnumber you singlehanded!

Nice. Don't forget to eat a dick. :)

Given LJ's edit comment above, I assume that's addressed to Jinx? ;)