Oh that's funny because if you could actually read my mind...you might insist on having a face.
:D

ooohh there's some psycho for ya!

Thanks guys, I feel a bit loved :)

I love you Ducks

I noticed you weren't here Ducks, but then you seemed pretty grumpy when you did post, so i thought to myself, "just back away slowly". I figured if you wanted to talk to me you'd know how to get in touch.

If you need someone to fatten you up, I'm your woman though. ;)

Yeah I was grumpy, I have my stalker issue under control, and a swag of big strong men that want to beat her senseless if she comes near me again.

I have decided that the men that were treating me like a doormat, werent worth it :)

So, I am on the up n up.

I just may go back to using men for fucking that thats it...its heaps easier.

I do need fattening up, but am going away for a girlie weekend, so I think I might put on a couple of kgs.

Oh n Ali, since I lost my other phone, I dont have your batphone number, can you txt me so I have it?

Sure thing mate.

I love you, but they kept telling me I wasn't allowed...... I thought they had made you leave to keep you from me.... Can I worship again?

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NOOOOOOOOO ....don't tase me, bro! :p

Nah, I really don't need a face.

clean your commode then

Are you taking volunteers? :yum:

Sure pexxie, I mean, so long as you know it will just be a fuck and I will expect you to be gone when I roll over in the morning....and please leave my iPod when you leave :)

My shit stinks, Ewww!!!:turd:

But, but, I want to make you breakfast, and tidy up the kitchen, before I leave.

This is why allll the cellar women want to have your babies, Bruce!!

Will you make me pancakes?