:lol: at all you invisible inkers.

If a cow's head will win back your ex's love ... what do you reckon you could get if you sent someone a whale penis? 'cause I know this really hot chick that I don't know how to approach ... should I try it?

If it's someone from this site that you've got your eye on, you should definitely do it. ;)

Those of you saying he was crazy are ignoring the fact that it worked.

And he got his prize back: a woman so understanding that the mailing of a cow's head is of little consequence in the long term ups and down that any relationship will experience.

Excuse me, I need a tissue.

The invisi-posts were the funniest things in a long time!

aint love grand, shawnee?

lol...I wouldn't know. (Hey, does the Cow Head Correspondent make good money?)

Awww shucks, Zen...I would be honored to receive your, errr, whale penis. Oh, you didn't mean me? :blush:

:bolt:

He should have used UPS. And maybe cooked it, first:

He just should have sent Cow Tails. Naw - wouldn't have carried the same message...

If by "it" you mean their continued marriage. I would say that "it" worked either despite or because of the cowhead.... we can't say.

Maybe he meant it as a partial dowry.

But really it was a partial cow-ry.

Their love had gone cold, in fact it was friesian, but this has steered them back together. Udderwise, the relationship was pasture its time.

and now my day is complete.

I considered sending half a pig's head to my love rival once.
I was walking round a meat market and the little piggies heads really made me laugh. They weren't that expensive either. She'd been very rude about me the week before and it struck me as a funny way to get even.

What can I say, I didn't do it in the end.

Chicken?

I gotta say...last time I saw a pig's head at a butchers it damn near turned me veggie again.