I quit believing in Extraterrestrial Clause when I was about 7. I'll never forget that day. Dreams of youth, shattered.

I've never believed in them in the sense that I think little booger people from outer space are flying around earth and only visiting redneck colonies. I just want an extraterrestrial clause on an insurance policy because the idea of that makes me laugh. On the inside.

be the
Cthulhu's


just to hear people pronounce it.