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I gave my dad an Erik "Chips" bobblehead one year...for funsies.

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Mwwwothaaa! Tell your children not to walk my way...

... tell your children not to be an asshole and get punched in the head...

Ow. that looked pretty bad. The lady hollering behind him was actually kind of making me laugh.

Fem-bot's my love machine

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A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a female ROBOT.
Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s” with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.
She even remembers his favourite drink and does simple cleaning and household tasks.
"Fem-bot" Aiko, who has cost £14,000 to build so far, is a whizz at maths and even does Le’s accounts.

Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology.

He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one.

“People have mixed reactions when they meet Aiko,” he said.

“They either love or hate her. Some people get angry and accuse me of playing God. Once someone threw a rock at Aiko. That really upset me. “But many people are fascinated by her.
"Women are generally impressed and try to talk to her. But the men always want to touch her, and if they do it in the wrong way they get a slap.”

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Women are generally impressed and try to talk to her

Fake-chick-as-chick-magnet. Hmmmm. I guess that makes her a... decoy?
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tasty reply pie - But that wasn't my quote. Those areLe Trung's words.

Sheriff: Child's Skull Discovered In Wooded Area Near Anthony Home
Caylee Anthony Last Seen In Mid-June

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ORLANDO, Fla. -- A utility worker on Thursday found the skeletal remains of a child in Orange County in a wooded area located less than half a mile from the home of George and Cindy Anthony, whose 3-year-old granddaughter, Caylee, has been missing since mid-June, authorities said.
The remains, located inside a garbage bag, were discovered by the worker around 9:30 a.m. near South Chickasaw Trail and Suburban Drive, less than four-tenths of a mile from the Anthonys' home on Hopespring Drive.
Orange County sheriff's deputies said it's too early to tell if the remains are that of Caylee.

Local 6 News reporter Jessica D'Onofrio confirmed that the remains are likely that of a girl. D'Onofrio said the worker saw the garbage bag, opened it, saw the remains of a child and called 911. The skull was found nearby, and there was duct tape in and around the garbage bag, D'Onofrio reported.

"Deputies did respond to that area, and once we were on the scene, we determined that we do have the remains of a young child. Obviously, our concern is that it's in close proximity to some recent activity in that part of the county, and it's incumbent upon us to determine what we have," said Orange County sheriff's spokesman Jim Solomons, referring to the Casey Anthony case.

The age and gender of the remains are not known.

The case of Caylee has been of particular interest to me as it is so bizarre. I hope this isn't her and that she is still alive... but if this is her I hope they fry her mother slowly...very slowly.

Obama keeps silent on explosive Gaza conflict

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As the clock ticks down to Barack Obama's inauguration, the US president-elect has kept silent on the decades-old Israeli-Palestinian conflict and its latest deadly turn in the Gaza Strip.

Obama transition officials have ventured little more than saying their boss is "monitoring" the situation in Gaza, where at least 460 people have been killed in eight days of air raids before a ground offensive began Saturday.

In the same period, Gaza militant rockets have killed four Israelis and wounded several dozen people.

"The president-elect is closely monitoring global events, including the situation in Gaza," his national security spokeswoman Brooke Anderson said in a statement after the ground assault got underway.

But she offered no further comment on the violence in Gaza and used a phrase repeated often by Obama and his aides: "There is one president at a time and we intend to respect that."

I like that. I just hope this doesn't continue into his presidency.
The guy is such a great speaker and through virtually his words alone he has achieved so much.

It's not his place or problem yet, but I'm sure he's thinking about it.

Nor is the economy...yet, but he has plenty to say about that.

Well she is pretty....lol

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 506244)

That should make UG giddy.

Hahahaha. That thought made me seriously lol.

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 518773)

Nor is the economy...yet, but he has plenty to say about that.

To Israel or Palestine? :right: