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Undertoad 12-10-2008 11:55 AM

"You people are insane!" said Wolf with commitment.

lookout123 12-10-2008 12:12 PM

"That can't be proven", said UT matter of factly.

Shawnee123 12-10-2008 12:29 PM

"It could if we could find 85% of the top level people," tw managed.

SteveDallas 12-10-2008 04:41 PM

"Why haven't there been any whale penis photos lately?" ejaculated Steve.

lumberjim 12-10-2008 04:45 PM

People that worship pastries are among the most pious.

ZenGum 12-10-2008 07:13 PM

"Why did I say that?" axed lumberjim.

Aliantha 12-10-2008 07:15 PM

"because he couldn't help himself" volunteered Ali.

Pie 12-11-2008 12:03 PM

"That Balsam fir is my favorite tree!" Pie opined.

Shawnee123 12-11-2008 12:06 PM

"But that's the worst tree EVAH," barked Shawnee.

Undertoad 12-11-2008 12:31 PM

"Well, I've cut it down but I'm not sure what to do now," said UT, stumped.

Nirvana 12-11-2008 12:33 PM

"That peanut butter was delicious!", she said thickly.

HungLikeJesus 12-11-2008 12:41 PM

"I would put it in a stand and decorate it," said HLJ brightly.

Pie 12-11-2008 12:48 PM

"Grind it up and make mulch," she said, all chipper.

HungLikeJesus 12-11-2008 02:05 PM

From other threads:
 
Other threads could provide almost limitless material. For example:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 512696)
Space is actually the cheapest resource we have! Don't delete just to save space.

...UT said vacantly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 512681)
1) I found my ball...

... Shawnee said playfully

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 512679)
Buttfuck the bastards in the mouth!

... Shawnee said tastefully.

Shawnee123 12-11-2008 03:37 PM

Hmmm...I can't figure out how to get the quotes from other threads (with the arrows that take you to that thread, I mean.)

"Cicero is an inspiration!" Shawnee mused.


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