I am a retired person who passes lots of gas.

And for every really hot chick you meet, there is someone who is tired of her shit. :D

{joking already, calm down}

I'm a mum and wife. My list of duties is long and the pay is shit. I still recommend it for anyone who can afford it though. :)

Physicist at a research lab.

Admin and other tasks for a score of 501c3s ...and a full time mom when I remember where I left the kids and when I can find them under the mess....

I don't do housework.

Student at a university, entering professional structural firefighting this fall/winter.

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Here you get taxed according to what you earn, not what you do. [and I earn diddly squat, it's official!]

Optician.

Officially unemployed, but I volunteer for 6 (soon to be 7) organizations and take care of spouse, house, critters, and paperwork. I wish reading, posting, and taking pix paid.

Photographer, printmaker, Christmas tree farmer and beekeeper (Sometimes the order changes):D

Commercial real estate accountant - I handle the accounting for office buildings, shopping centers, industrial complexes, and the occasional marina or other commercial enterprise. I have a private client (very solid financially) and am also employed by a commercial management firm. We're doing ok, those office buildings and shopping centers are still there...and still need to be managed...even if it's just a court-ordered receivership.

In my spare time, I'm a mom, spouse, spell-casting elf, advocate for the abused, and hobbyist.

Here if you contract as a project admin. You have to overcharge to earn a wage...

Contractors are heavily taxed.......

Freelance sound designer and voiceactor, mostly narration for several e-learning companies. I record in the master bedroom closet after the kids go to bed. During waking hours I'm the one in charge of keeping them alive.

Phone tech support for a large retail company, part-time. Full-time I'm enrolled in the near-by county college.

I am an office manager for a construction specialty company (don't laugh), an employee of a mega corporation to whom I am an entry on a balance sheet. I occasionally earn more money playing music than I spend buying stuff to play music with/through. In my spare time I work with a couple of alternative spirituality not for profits and have a coven out of my home.

Oh...and I'm a man whore.