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Tulip

01-22-2010 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Juniper (Post 627495)

My problem regarding fatness is not that I eat too much - though I do love me some sweet stuff - it's that I am really lazy. :D

But if I was only 5" taller, I would be perfect.

As I said before, I am not overweight, I am undertall. ;)

Of course, that may be like saying I'd have more money in the bank if I earned more, or that if I only had more room this place wouldn't be so cluttered. Ha ha ha!

DITTO! :D :lol:

Madman

01-22-2010 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 627200)

If everyone's personality defects, weaknesses, and addictions actually showed on the body, the people who are currently fat would be considered the least of society's problems.

Not me. My wife told me about a month ago...

"You're so fucking perfect."

I'd be skinny. :cool:

xoxoxoBruce

01-23-2010 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Madman (Post 629244)

Not me. My wife told me about a month ago...

"You're so fucking perfect."

Um, I'd like to hear that in context. :right:

Gravdigr

01-25-2010 02:53 PM

These comments about weight got me to remembering the show "Cheers". 'Member that one? One character was Norm Peterson. Classic big/fat guy beer drinker, trademark one-liners w/Woody the bartender.

Woody (upon Norm entering the bar): Hey Mr. Peterson, whatcha up to?
Norm: My ideal weight if I was eleven feet tall. Pour me beer.
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Woody: Hi there, Mr. Peterson. What's shaking?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Woody. Gimme a beer.
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(Norm is griping about his appearance)
Woody: I don't think you look so bad, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: What, are you blind? I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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