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following on from the first story...

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/fe...ot-in-the-mail

Idiot of the Day - Sept. 23, 2011

from Shutdown Corner at Yahoo!Sports

*off to check fantasy football roster*

edit: I have another Bengals WR. Maybe this will help me if my guy gets more play?

How come when they're needlessly wasting money catching potheads...ahem, er, em...I mean tracking illegal smoking substances, the cops always SWOOP in.

They never walk in, waltz in, barge in, come in, drop in, stop in, or even run in.

They swoop.

Some pothead wrote that article. "Duuuuude, they totally like swooped in, like eagles, man, like vultures but with hair, mannnn..."

Swoop, swoop, oh, baby, rock, rock
Swoop, swoop, rock, rock
Swoop, swoop, rock, rock

Is there ever an inoffensive lineman?

I'm the Idiot of the Day.

It's me.

Look no further.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 758001)

*off to check fantasy football roster*

edit: I have another Bengals WR. Maybe this will help me if my guy gets more play?

Poor Bungles just can't seem to stay out of trouble. I'm thinking Pukelisberger should change teams.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 758032)

Is there ever an inoffensive lineman?

The Wichita Lineman was pretty peaceable.

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 758035)

I'm the Idiot of the Day.

It's me.

Look no further.

I'm even idioter than I thought.

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 758044)

The Wichita Lineman was pretty peaceable.

And he's still on the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

We have a wiener!!!

Actress Kim Delaney Disheveled, Disoriented at Dinner Honoring Robert Gates
“Army Wives” actress gets escorted off stage at the National Constitution Center Thursday

Quote:

Longtime actress Kim Delaney, star of the popular television series “Army Wives,” was escorted off stage at the National Constitution Center Thursday night after delivering a stilted, and at times unintelligible, speech for the Liberty Medal Award presentation to Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates.

It is unclear what was wrong with the television star, but she appeared disheveled as she struggled to read a speech, which partly described her character’s role on Army Wives, off of the teleprompter.

“As I try to comfort wives, husbands, families, fathers, children...loved ones, made good, what I’ve learned is the Constitution Center,” Delaney says.

Delaney’s long pauses and jumbled sentences were cut off when a voiceover came on and an employee wearing a head set came on the stage and walked Delaney away.

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...130402588.html

Too bad. I like her. She's had problems with alcohol in the past, and it's got to be really humiliating for her to fail in public like that.

On NYPD Blue, she played a cop w/drinking problem.

Sad. Pretty, too.

Why are the pretty ones always crazy?

Looks like she cannot see the words. Perhaps she just needs glasses...
Spexx, SPEXX!!!!

Here is an explanation for you, Grav: