plthijinx - are you grounded because you turned 40. Isn't that the time we you start developing severe hemorrohoids. I imagine that would keep you from being seated long periods of time. I bet it would really be a problem if they became tangled in the foot controls

Y'all must turn a different kind of 40 than I did. In fact, 6 years into my 40s, I still don't look 40, act 40, or experience any of the symptoms you describe.

They must be on the metric system.

More chatter from the old geezers, isn't about time for the early bird specials? ;)

Forty is not old, Sarge.
Although I admit it means more to a woman than a man.

How would you feel if you were facing the inability to have a child, just when you felt at your most alive?
How would you feel about hot flushes and night sweats and your partner leaving you for someone younger?
How would you feel about becoming completely invisible to the opposite sex?

Probably pretty low.
Maybe, think?

Sundae, you will never be completely invisible to the opposite sex. You're too smoking hot. Plus a lot of guys get into "granny sex". Dana, I'm sorry but you might be too far gone. You know I don't mean that in mean way. It's kind of like your study of history. You're becoming an ancient relic.

Down here in where I live, most women have grandkids or even great grandkids by early 40s. We have 2 sayings:

"Grannies need loving too!"
"Men become more distinguished as they age, while women become old hags"

Your ballbag is so old you jizz maggots.

LMAO. Never heard that before

I made it up.
See, I still have all my brain cells.

I think.

We have sayings about where you live, too:

13 is a little young to be fucking, even if it is your bestest cousin.

By 40, the women look so rode hard and put away wet from years of popping out squawling brats and getting beat on, they do become like riding old nags covered in leather saddles and saddlebags.

the first one was pretty funny, the second one didn't quite roll off the tongue and had a bitter scorn person ring to it.

Damn bitter scorn. DAMN.

too much? :blush: sorry

I think he might be refering to mine. I didn't realize age was so a touchy subject. I guess you should look at it as 40 being the start of your golden years.

Women are like cowpats.

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

:bolt:

:lol: Yeah, I wouldn't go backwards for a second!

You would think, wouldn't you?