I need a smilie where someone is pulling their hair out and screaming. Then a couple other smilies could come along and put the first smilie in a smilie straightjacket and haul it off to a smilie bambalance to take it off to a smilie Bellevue.

:nuts::speechls::cop::wheelchr::welcome:

You are the queen shit! LMAO!

Yes, men are packing heroes imho
Except my ex's. Perhaps I only ever attracted men unable to squeeze things effortlessly into tight spaces?
Wait, what am I saying?

Infi - get a form of contraception that stops you bleeding - stat.
Or get yourself sterilised. Although that's a bit extreme.

Was this a surprise visit from Aunt Flo?

'Cause I thought women kept those kind of things in their purses. At least Mrs. Z always seems to have twenty or thirty at hand.

:hide:

DID YOU MISS THE PART ABOUT 'FOR THE SECOND TIME IN AS MANY WEEKS?' HUH? DIDJA? HUH? WELL HUH?

(Sorry Pete, was I yelling?) :blush:

Over 40. Smoker. No contros pour moi!

I would love to have it all ripped out, but I think they'd rather you wait until everything is cancer-ridden before they'll do that.

I did miss that, sorry.

This sounds like non-standard behavior. Which means something might be going on. So you'll be making an appointment with your gyno, yes?

Can't it just be perimenopause?

I've been keeping track and it's all over the place, time-wise. I think it's just...old.

You're right. I should go see someone. I'm just (admitting I'm human, here) scared to death.

Might be. But you're still fairly young.

Go. See a doctor and be sure.

Pete, you'd make a good brother. Thanks. :)

Do you think he'd make one for me, too? I'd like mine made out of platinum.

Hush, you...I'm still waiting on my monacle.