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JBKlyde 02-12-2012 12:10 PM

[/quote]You put your pitchfork in,
You put your pitchfork out,
You put your pitchfork in
And you shake it all about.
You hope to hell it's copasetic
And you hope to heaven too.
That's what it's all about.

You put your pointed tail in,
You put your pointed tail out,[/quote]




and then lightning strikes,
You in the head,
now your dead,
And then you check out.
That's not quite,
what I'm all about.

sexobon 02-13-2012 09:41 AM

You put your horned head in,
You put your horned head out,
You put your horned head in
And shake it all about.
You laugh with the sinners
Or cry with the saints,
That's what it's all about.

You put your triple sixes in,
You put your triple sixes out,
...


(you finish the lyrics)

JBKlyde 02-13-2012 11:53 AM

You put your horned head in,
You put your horned head out,
You put your horned head in
And shake it all about.
You laugh with the sinners
Or cry with the saints,
That's what it's all about.

You put your triple sixes in,
You put your triple sixes out,
...


you take your nazi eyes,
and you poke em the fok out,
chop off your hand,
with out a doubt,
take a bar of soap,
and eat it.

sexobon 02-13-2012 01:21 PM

You put your lost soul in,
You put your lost soul out,
You put your lost soul in
And shake it all about.
You claim a righteous cause
To chastise other people.
That's what it's all about.

JBKlyde 02-13-2012 03:42 PM

That's not fun.

JBKlyde 02-13-2012 03:49 PM

We are the people,
We are the poor,
Life sucks for us,
And we ain't takin,
It no more.

BTW by this time tomorrow I will be in "win more" a PHP Partial Hospitalization Program. Hey Mel You uh realize I'm reverse engineering that video game don't you.

wolf 02-13-2012 05:10 PM

Good luck with partial, I hope that you find it helpful.

JBKlyde 02-13-2012 05:47 PM

Spiritual Suicide?? That's what I feel like I did.

wolf 02-14-2012 09:25 AM

Try the Haldol Dec. It's on special this week.

pastortoy 02-14-2012 08:16 PM

Luke 22:42, Jesus hoping to heaven.

HungLikeJesus 02-14-2012 10:01 PM

I haven't seen that one. Can you post a YouTube video?

wolf 02-15-2012 12:09 AM

I liked that scene in that Mel Gibson movie.

JBKlyde 02-15-2012 01:41 PM

They said I just need to stop using "loose associations" and there going to get me some sleeping pills...

JBKlyde 02-16-2012 08:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZQq...eature=related

monster 02-17-2012 10:52 PM

you can get pills for loose everything these days....


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