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John Sellers 08-08-2012 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 823677)
I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Feel his vast behind,
Find that supple butt,
Reinsert my,
fullness in his bum,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and Viagara,
My meat beats out of line,
The fist is gone,
I'm still hard,
My love drives into his ear,
So the question is,
How much can you take??

Ahh. Another P'TAHK! Or maybe your a lo'Be Vos. Naw. Yer just a Yintagh.

Lamplighter 08-08-2012 10:11 AM

@Brianna: I guess I am a nerd, and it doesn't bother me to be one.

I understand Jim's usual mode of operation, and sometimes I do find it funny.
The difference with JBK is that Jim knows he is taunting JBK --- but JBK doesn't.

I find such taunting offensive, because it is contemptuous.

Spexxvet 08-08-2012 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John R. Sellers (Post 823688)
Ahh. Another P'TAHK! Or maybe your a lo'Be Vos. Naw. Yer just a Yintagh.

Sop wI' Ha'DIbaH :D

John Sellers 08-08-2012 10:56 AM

Well played. At least someone 'round here knows how to 'look it up.'

DanaC 08-08-2012 10:58 AM

I thought Jim was responding to the thread drift actually. Someone suggested that the poem sounded like Jb wanted to have sex with Jebus, then a little nudge of 'yeah but you would though'from Jim, then I took thimgs firmly into the gutter with the comment about his holes, and Jim's Jesus Fucking Christ joke kind of followed from that.

That's not deliberately taunting JB that's riffing on each other's warped humour :p

BigV 08-08-2012 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 823665)
Quick...get some mothballs!

careful...

















first you have to pry their tiny legs apart.

DanaC 08-08-2012 11:40 AM

Incidentally: I don't know about others, but I much prefer the term 'geek' to 'nerd'.

Because everybody knows, the geeks shall inherit the earth. That's all I'm saying.

DanaC 08-08-2012 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 823704)
careful...

















first you have to pry their tiny legs apart.


Boomshaka!


[eta] Kinda makes you wonder how they get flyspray...?

JBKlyde 08-08-2012 12:13 PM

so this IS a satanic web site I knew...

Spexxvet 08-08-2012 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 823713)
so this IS a satanic web site I knew...

Is it Satanic to want to make love to the person you love?

Griff 08-08-2012 12:19 PM

Sometimes.

Griff 08-08-2012 12:20 PM

NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-ts5_nuF8

JBKlyde 08-08-2012 12:34 PM

Quote:

Is it Satanic to want to make love to the person you love?
I think it's satanic to make Jesus out to be a whore monger.

John Sellers 08-08-2012 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 823719)
I think it's satanic to make Jesus out to be a whore monger.

I don't think anybody's trying to do that, JB. Consensual sex can be a beautiful thing in every sense of the word.

Trilby 08-08-2012 03:14 PM

Nerd, geek...whatever. It is said with love and a little bit of awe.


GeekNerds - I salute you. If it weren't for my awesome eyeliner, I might even BE one.


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