right sound, wrong spelling: C-food

(btw, C can be for coochie, or clit, not c*nt, which I find vulgar. unless that works for the two of you)

only if they don't wash down there... and then surely it would be a non-starter :yelsick:

My preference is 'kiss me high and low'.

I suppose it could be reduced to "give me a 'high and low' "- but that detracts from it somewhat, I feel. Still, whatever works ...

Maybe if we name it after a celebrity like "Gimme a Clit Eastwood." or "Gimme a Clitopatra."

Uh...I'm almost positive that fairies don't go there.

[Slowly&suspiciouslywhilelookinatyasideways] I'll bet you've been in a trench or two. [/Slowly&suspiciouslywhilelookinatyasideways]

Maybe men of the homosexual preference don't. But real fairies do.
Who do you think cleans the cobwebs?

Cobwebs? Damngirl.

If I get down there and I see cobwebs, I'm leaving 'em there, and I'm slowly backing the hell away.

The lady asked for

a muffin-buffin'?

Ladies, is your muff dusty, musty, or just plain rusty? Well, bring it on down to Mr. Digr's Muffin Buffin'. We'll have that muffin slick & shiny lickety split. Remember, that's Mr. Digr's Muffin Buffin...Where we buff that muff 'til you say "Enuff!"

Ah, the ol' hi-low routine, high and low and all points in between.

:p:

Fairy is a childish euphemism for the muff area in some parts of the UK. maybe elsewhere too.

Clit-Stop

clitoral (clit-oral)



ETA: If the guy didn't do it well you could call it a clitfobble ... :bolt:

tongue lashing??

A lip sink?