I hope you don't mind, but

Spare a square?

I hope your coffee is too hot to drink, then by the time you remember to check it again, it's cold.

No.

Spoiler below.

That was "The Judge" that that happened to. Actually, the judge was Robert DeNiro, the hit-upon was Robert Downey Jr.

Highlight at your peril.

Well, yeah, you are right. I had forgotten. Ew.

I hope you get a tickly nose hair and can't find it with tweezers

I hope you get a bag of mixed nuts and by chance there are no cashews in it.

thank you

Because it's all brazil nuts.

And Nigger Toes.

I hope you crack your windshield

When I was a small kid, the adults called Brazil nuts “nigger toes.” Racism wasn't a concept to me then. The idea that they were “toes” bugged me.

^WHS. My mom turns all shades of red when retelling that story every holiday.

I hope you clip that nail a little too much.

I hope your girlfriend develops a FUPA.

I hope you scoot your eye out.

Aka Vajomach