I'm dumb and getting dumber. When is our first game?

THIS THURSDAY!!! 8:30 EST

Broncos v Panthers

Soooooooo close! Great game Glatt!

Who are the Merriam Teasippers? I'm up against them this week.

Sycamore

And we will defeat you and eat your soul...with gravy.

My soul will give you diarrhea.

Burn!


Toad on the other hand will boil.

Guru says glatt will trounce me. We shall see.....

Guru is < trustworthy.

Slowly getting back into the real world. I haven't checked fantasy since Sunday. I must have won last week?

Gotta check my team and make sure everyone is active.

I have RB Chris Ivory and he went out of action last week with an emergency hospitalization. He had gone to the ER. After two days, he left the hospital; he's still rehabbing but figures he will surely be back next week.

His injury went listed as "undisclosed".

In the NFL, every little thing is disclosed, and there's no way he would be hospitalized without league officials knowing all about it. Everything game-related is fully detailed and annouced. There were no hints from anywhere, so there was wild speculation in Jaguar fan forums about what it could possibly be.

Had to be something that was A) a true medical emergency, B) required two days of hospitalization, C) would be fine after a few days of rehab and D) would be too personal to reveal.

They decided that the most likely ailment was a testicular torsion.

And that's why I like being in fantasy football. I find out things like this.

And now, I have to speculate on the condition of my running back's balls.

He's out this week

Now YOU'RE speculating about the condition of his balls

That's quite generous of them, assuming a genital and not a mental or substance problem.