Operation "goodbye Mickey" is on hold. I'll issue a press release when it's finally launched. ;)

I found this last night about 20 minutes after cooking some burgers. These are little mouseprints.......and it pisses me off, so the happy shit is over and their demize is near.

Your going to kill them for helping with the dishes? Ingrate!
Oh, and get your chloresterol checked.

Well Damn slang !!if you didn't give them somany hideing places !!
View INSIDE Fort Slang ,

See if I ever have you over for beers again, smartass!

But I DO have to say that the beer cans are stacked MOST neatly :rolleyes:
Hell you could recycle all those and get ,, oh ,, say ,, a buck fifty

I got one of the little fuckers and he is in good health.........at the moment.

His lust for MY chocolate milk snared him in the carton he couldnt escape from.

Now what!? Here kitty, kitty.

Model rocketry is at once amusing, stimulating to the mind, and a sure-fire way of disposing of vermin in a creative fashion. Just a suggestion.

yep. cat food! or if you've got piranha's for pets......

no no! crucify it and post him as a warning to the rest of them!

Careful, the rest may rally around him.

If you really need something to do with the mouse, my friend has a few snakes, he always has to buy live mice for them. If you wanted to send it my way, I could make sure he finds a useful purpose in life (errr...death). Hmm, now that I think of it, the post office doesn't appreciate sending live animals through the mail, do they?

His king snake would bring a slow death, constrictors take a little while while to suffocate the mouse, but his copperhead or rattlesnake would make it quick and painless.

They did that with Jesus, and look at how fucked up things are *now*!

Congratuations! You get to cross something off the list.

If it's not too late ... here's a thought:

Get a small, sturdy, unchewable container with breathing holes.

Insert Spartacus (The name is officially griff's fault).

Take mouse to shitjob.

Attend to mouse, talking to it frequently. Make it a miniature sink, identical to whatever you're making on the line that week. Make sure that the mouse has tiny ear protectors and an apron. Ask supervisor to have mouse put on payroll.

Get paid time off. Crazy-guy disability pays very well. Just don't get committed, because you don't want an Act 77 form filed on your behalf. If they require it, go voluntarily.

Meanwhile, Back at Fort Slang ...
 

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