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Nothing But Net 01-16-2004 10:20 PM

You must be taking fitness training from Jabba the Hutt!

lumberjim 01-16-2004 10:23 PM

ya know, i'm hurt. I thought we had something special. how could you possibly question the fact that I'd give each and every one of you the deal of a lifetime? sniff sniff.







deal of a lifetme for highly qualified buyers, some restricions may apply. contact dealer for details

elSicomoro 01-16-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
so who says i cant?
Ummm...the law.

elSicomoro 01-16-2004 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
how could you possibly question the fact that I'd give each and every one of you the deal of a lifetime?
Because you are a car salesman (for all practical purposes).

elSicomoro 02-16-2004 09:43 PM

That fucking noodle...who in the hell does that newbie think he is?! Getting all political on us and shit...

Telefunken 02-16-2004 09:45 PM

Insult threads are not a game to be played by children like yuo.

elSicomoro 02-16-2004 09:49 PM

Hey, you're on Cellar turf now, newbie...why don't you go hunt for a Ground Round or something? ;)

(noodle was considering starting an insult thread...I just wanted to bring the current one to his attention.)

Telefunken 02-16-2004 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Hey, you're on Cellar turf now, newbie...why don't you go hunt for a Ground Round or something? ;)

(noodle was considering starting an insult thread...I just wanted to bring the current one to his attention.)

Why don't you go hit on a wench or sumtin? Noe wun would mind.

elSicomoro 02-16-2004 09:55 PM

Nah...she reminds me too much of Ann Coulter.

Telefunken 02-16-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Nah...she reminds me too much of Ann Coulter.
Somebody needs to buy her a sense of humor.

mrnoodle 02-16-2004 10:06 PM

Yah. I wanted to start an insult thread. Not this. This is kindergarten. This is some kind of fucking support group. "Hello, my name is ____, and I can't sling insults without lapsing into the same, tired, I'm-ok-you're-ok bullshit that has made my life the stinking morass of mediocrity my dad said it would be every time he beat me in my hollow skull."

All together.... "Hello, ____."

:eek: ooooo. "You're a car salesman." :eek: You guys got some l33t ski11z.

Sit.

Telefunken 02-16-2004 10:08 PM

Your cock is assprone, nerd.

mrnoodle 02-16-2004 10:19 PM

The "I'm illiterate" thread is over there, junior. Back to school.




lol i hope i spelled illiterate right.

Telefunken 02-16-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrnoodle
The "I'm illiterate" thread is over there, junior. Back to school.




lol i hope i spelled illiterate right.

Back on the short bus, tard. I see mommy wrote your name on your clothes.

Telefunken 02-16-2004 10:25 PM

Might I add that your head was replaced with a gigantic, ugly, shriveled whale penis?


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