Good one! there are so many possible twists on this.....

Hey, did you know she likes to rough it?????
Anyhoo, Griff, be sure to let us know which ones of these you end up doing.

i like jujus' 1st one..

dude, shut the fuck up....no seriously.....

i'll be using that for sure.

Yeah...I think that'll work. ;)

Griff, since you're really close anyway ... move across the line into NY state.

That's about the baddest advice I can muster.

ouch.

I'll just add, using a dull and improper tool, trim your toenails painfully short and not straight across.

No offense is meant towards anyone with a bachelors in art history. It's just one of those degrees that you can't do much with, like English...or psychology.

Yes. I wholeheartly recommend a useful degree, like Geography and Planning.

Ladies and gentleman, whale penis for everyone! I fear that a few of these were already implemented in some form. Useless History degree, poor pedal hygeine, shaved head + beard, teachers union, tempory NY residency status, mid-coital conversation with father(s)-in-law, temp work,... I hope to soon implement my "dude, shut the fuck up" regimen. I won't buy a buffalo. Imma gonna get a murder of them, a veritible covey, I can taste the succulent wings now. I will not challenge stacey's russkie on any of that remarkable resume'.

My wife says to go into a bank with a toy gun, and shout, "BANG BANG BANG BANG!!" really loud.

That has to be one of the most SuckASS ( ALL puns intended ) job there ever could be !!!!!

Just imagen a bunch of working class guys sitting at a bar "I am an elcetrition . What do you do ?"
Next dude " Oh I'm a brick layer."
Next dude " I'm a carpenter. "
Next dude " I'm a plumer ."
Honey dipper ( dude that drives the honey wagon) ,
"I SUCK SHIT ."

And every body moves away from him there on the group "W" bench .

*jumping up and down*Kill, kill, kill...

...and we were both jumping up and down, yelling "Kill, kill, KILL!"....and the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall and said, "you're our boy."


I didn't feel too good about it....

now, when i saw that sidhe had replied to this thread, i was just as sure as i could have been, that her advice would have been for griff to set up his own forum.

Make a ton of water balloons. Next, go to a public restroom and throw them over the stalls when you know someone is in them. Do not, in any circumstance, leave the restroom afterwards.

Then yell, "Whatchyou think of that, BITCH?? HAAAHHAHAHAH!!!".

Then wait and start the cycle all over again whenever someone else enters.