A little slow on the draw here.....I was just watching Fahrenheit 9/11

anyway.


........................(long pause).........*sigh*............

I am the boss. Any BS from Cheney and I suspend the magic that's keeping him there, if ya know what I mean. He doesn't **fuck** with me. I have some influence over M$ too, although not quite as much as I used to.

Jesus actually prefers the X box and has his own set, but he's not soo into it that he would collapse your skull if you stole it. Ok, maaa-bee if he was drunk er something.

I fucked up with Ronco. I'm embarassed about it but the genie is out of the bottle.

The Pocket Fisherman was brilliant, even if the record vacuum left a lot to be desired. But that one time when you get all the confetti on your records like that, it's a lifesaver ...

I rather enjoyed watching balding dudes spray painting the back of their heads. Wasn't that a Ronco idea... and what was it called?

hair in a can?

Far be it from me to criticize God, but may I make a suggestion? Lose the signature. Your posts are somewhat... diluted by it's presence.

Should the sig be reworded or taken out completely? It's only there for the benefit of new members that might be confused by some of the characters.

Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually *is* God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

Hey, I like that line. It's hip....modern and speaks the people's language. You up for writing for the Bible II?


Have your people get with my people.

Slang could be the next Charlton Heston. :thumpsup:

Could I retain my memory and not drool to take this position??

I don't see why not ...

And you get to say "pry my rifle from my cold dead hands" any time you want.

Okay, so you do that already ...

I could say it louder than I do now though,right........without people hitting the ground in anticipation of shooting?

I think Homer Simpson said it best. He was in "gun love" and noted that as he held the gun he felt, "the way God must feel, when HE'S holding a gun!"

I hate guns. They put holes in people and make the Emergency Dept. nuts. Too much work.

yeah, but sometimes putting holes in people is a good thing. and if you do it right, the emergency services folks don't have to do anything but take a pulse and say "don't worry about this one. wanna grab dinner?"

All I am sayin' is that, if you work in the ED, you at least have to LOOK like you care. Even if it's a lost cause and even if it's a really, really bad person. I knew a nurse who withheld pain medication to a known pedophile--it was all very secret and no one knew--no discipline involved--but a LOT of nurses were pissed at her vigil ante stance. Which I think is fucked up. DanaC will disagree with me here.