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Ibby 07-14-2006 10:08 AM
I think they actually are.. I know most oceanic mammals have retractible wangs, like dolphins and most whales...

Happy Monkey 07-14-2006 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Brianna
Do whale penii just flop around like that? I would have thought that they were retractable somehow.
He's probably just spotted a hottie.

Ibby 07-14-2006 10:16 AM
MAN, it would be really annoying if they WEREN'T retractable... you're swimmin' along really fast, it's trailing behind whippin' around in the current... *shakes head*

Trilby 07-14-2006 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Ibram
MAN, it would be really annoying if they WEREN'T retractable... you're swimmin' along really fast, it's trailing behind whippin' around in the current... *shakes head*
yeah, that's what I thought. Lots of drag with a Johnson like that.

BigV 07-14-2006 11:12 AM
Drag is just another word for friction.

Not all mammals have hands, y'know.

xoxoxoBruce 07-14-2006 09:14 PM
It retracts when he wants it to...but why would he want to? ;)

SteveDallas 07-15-2006 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
Where are the whale indecency police?
Won't someone please think of the whale children?

capnhowdy 07-15-2006 02:29 PM
Well, if I had one like that I'd........

lumberjim 03-28-2010 07:57 PM
put on the discovery channel right now

Sheldonrs 03-28-2010 09:11 PM
I guess it's upto me to make the obvious Moby Dick reference.

spudcon 03-29-2010 07:36 AM
More than 5 years, and no ones mentioned a recipe for whale schlong?

Trilby 03-29-2010 08:02 AM
When I see the name 'spudcon' -- I think of a felony-convicted potato.

Then I wonder if "felony potatoes" would go good with roast whale penis - OR - is "The Potato Felons" just a good name for a rock band?

Is this wrong?

spudcon 03-29-2010 10:08 PM
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My secret's been discovered!

BigV 07-29-2011 01:14 AM
The Dartz Prombron Nagel Armored Sportback

"... will NOT be upholstered in whale penis leather."

Unlike:
Quote:
Recent projects of note for the company include a Bugatti Veyron redecorated with red chrome and snake skin, and the US$1.5 million Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition with its kevlar coating, diamond and ruby logos, limited edition Vertu phone with the interior tastefully lined with whale penis leather!
You can't make this shit up.

BigV 07-29-2011 01:17 AM
fuck.

Now, I have to debunk my own exclusive.

Apparently they've reconsidered.
Quote:
Leonard went on to lament:

We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want- to make just luxury car…. We just looking for most expensive products for this car — and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all.

That’s verbatim, by the way.


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