We non-breeders can feel free to pudge out.

Or get in shape to run away from them... They've nasty pack instincts, trust me. ;)

Edit:

Who said anything about "breeders"? You could be the uncle that gives piggyback rides. Maybe you're training to be a pack animal, or an apprentice fireman working your way up to carrying adults. Maybe you're a Big Brother or Big Sister and you want to be in shape for some physical fun. Maybe you actually like kids, but as a non-breeder, you're limited to adoption--works on them too. Maybe you have a desire to assist in a worker retraining program, for those poor youngsters displaced by technology.

There are plenty of creative interpretations beyond "breeders"!

I'm wheat intollerant. Processed wheat flour is so cheap that it shows up in all kinds of things that don't need it. Take a product like granola bars. You get the wrong bar you're getting corn syrup, palm oil, random sugars, and lottsa wheat.

Try these:

http://www.healthvalley.com/products...=106&cat_id=32

...made of rice flour instead of wheat flour. Mmmm... delicious.

Being Obese is a serious problem in our society,

we can't deny it, and must confront it head on lik us great americans know how to.

Maybe... a virus?

You could be the uncle that gives piggyback rides. Nope.
Maybe you're training to be a pack animal. Nope.
An apprentice fireman working your way up to carrying adults. Nope.
Maybe you're a Big Brother or Big Sister. Nope.
You want to be in shape for some physical fun. Nope.
Maybe you actually like kids. Nope.
Maybe you have a desire to assist in a worker retraining program. Nope.

Are you gonna eat that? :yum:

There should have been a all of the above answer. Thats what I would pick.
Pass the butter Please