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wolf 01-19-2006 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Gwennie!
Interesting, you managed to tell us a lot of details without giving any hint of your gender.

If that isn't the pot calling the kettle something or another, I don't know what is.

MaggieL 01-26-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
1. What time is the hour of scampering?

Babylon 5 reference.

See http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.p...r/b5/1-08.html

But don't complain that you don't understand; as Kosh says, "Understanding is a three-edged sword."

monster 01-26-2006 09:02 PM

So this newbie thing.... I'm feeling left out, but I hate to draw the spotlight, so I thought I'd just add a footnote to someone-else's billing......

British expat in Michigan, 3 sprogs, one born here. Been here 5 years, feeling (and sounding) very mid-Atlantic. Professional "involved parent", would call myself a housewife but no time for housework, too busy trying to run the world.

xoxoxoBruce 01-26-2006 10:05 PM

Oh no you don't, monster. Get back over with the regulars. :lol:

monster 01-26-2006 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Oh no you don't, monster. Get back over with the regulars. :lol:


regular whats?

Maui Nick 01-26-2006 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
1. What time is the hour of scampering?

Oh, damn, look at the time ... I have to get to Red 3! :3_eyes:

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2. Which came first? the chicken or the rooster?
She faked it, and the rooster has no idea.

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3. What is eleven times eleven? show your work
11^2

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4. What is your quest?
Experience

You scored 51 Danger, 63 Intrigue, 56 Romance, and 28 Material Gain! You love well, you live well, you fight for what you believe in, and you keep a clear sharp mind. Your quest is to experience all that life has to offer, to travel, to learn, to take every oppurtunity. You are a very free person, and care little for money and physical comfort. Religion might come easily to you, as might philosophy..

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E. Who/what is the best rock band of all time?
Ah, but you're just trying to start a bar fight ...

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VI. Where is your duodenum?
Between my unodenum and my triodenum.

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7. What ryhmes with 'orange?'
Oranges poranges, who says, oranges poranges,
who says, oranges poranges, who says--
there ain't no rhyme for oranges![/Witchiepoo]

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eight. How many fingers am i holding up?
32. Which is quite strange, now that I think about it ....

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IX. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?
BBQ sauce.

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10. What color are the underwear you're wearing right now?
"Underwear" is singular.

:D

Brett's Honey 01-27-2006 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsune
How do you people find this place, anyways? I think the majority of us don't remember, but that is because we were intoxicated at the time...

Maybe, but I still remember - and I remember seeing a few others mention that they'd discovered it the same way - Image of the Day. Got to this site somehow looking at cool pictures....
And...welcome Lee.

Not to change the subject......

wolf 01-27-2006 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Maui Nick

"Underwear" is singular.

Then why do we refer to them as pairs?

Ha! Got you! I've run rings around you logically!

Wolf Bracket-Miss-Bracket

xoxoxoBruce 01-27-2006 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by monster
regular whats?

Oh....yes.....I'm sorry for the confusion. I meant with the regular contributors not with the normal people. :D

Undertoad 01-27-2006 07:44 AM

Good answers Nick!

richlevy 01-27-2006 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsune
How do you people find this place, anyways? I think the majority of us don't remember, but that is because we were intoxicated at the time...

Since I started during the dial-up years, I don't remember where I found out about it. Back then there were no hyperlinks, so the Cellar was either listed on another board or mentioned in a post.

xoxoxoBruce 01-27-2006 06:23 PM

Geez Rich, you old guys can't remember shit. :stickpoke

Cyclefrance 01-28-2006 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Then why do we refer to them as pairs?

So that you have the rare chance to make the word oxymoron feel wanted- as in 'I haven't a single pair to wear'... that poor word gets hardly any chances at all to be in the public eye and as might be expected it becomes very depressed as a result - make an oxymoron happy, and string two contradictory words together today - let's make today the official oxymoron day from now on - put it in your diaries to be celebrated every year - SAVE THE OXYMORON! SAVE THE OXYMORON! - and remember 'an oxymoron a day... ....!?' (damn a forgotten memory, who'd have thought....!)

richlevy 01-28-2006 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Then why do we refer to them as pairs?
Wolf Bracket-Miss-Bracket

Because their main purpose is to hold in two testicles.

Of course, then the question becomes, how come brassieres aren't sold in pairs.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Urbane Guerrilla 01-28-2006 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy
Of course, then the question becomes, how come brassieres aren't sold in pairs. http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

The sober answer is that
brassière is singular even in the French.


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