Someone has probably posted this before. But I just can't help myself.

No frigging deer. I know it late in the season but hell.....

We did see a herd of pigs we put out in the wild a while back and a single boar that most likely got kicked out of the herd when he went after the big boy for a place at the top.

That! was fucking great!!!!! That's the coolest thing I've seen this week.

Someone making assumptions because they're an asshole. I really shouldn't be upset, what they did is very minor, but frankly they can just suck my dick.

:eek:

^ Open mouthed emoticon. Freudian slip?

Just watched "The Long Kiss Goodnight" again.

"When you make an assumption, you make and ass out of you and umption."

That's a great movie - and very true.

You've got her beat hands down. And neck up.

Merc - I've only killed one deer this season & that was just to put it down after it had been hit by a car. Nice 7 point, probably 3 years old.

"Pissing" me off indeed... one of Minifobette's therapists thought it would be a fantastic idea to teach her how to take off her pants, in anticipation of her potty-training.

No, you dumb bitch, you potty-train her in anticipation of the day she can take off her own pants! Now I have to cinch her pants up with a tight belt just to keep her from pissing on the floor every 10 minutes.

I had a Nice warm INSIDE All day job lined up for today , But NOOO !!
Boss called , I got to Spend the DAY in COLD ( I Think it MAY have hit 30 today ) wet , Nasty ( fertalizer plant ) working on a RUSTED Out piece pf SHIT Truck scale , found a Bad part , I thought Well we need to Order said part , But NOO ! The customer had one , so I got to spend 2-3 hrs Putting it In .
Fucken Fuckers Fucken FUUUUUCCCCKKK !!!


Sorry I feel better Now

Just be glad you're not in Chicago. Current temp is 6F. I think we had a high of 9F. Lots of wind too, just to make things perfect.

Dude I walked a fence in IceLand for a year once , this was Cold but I seen WAAAAY Colder !!!

Oh man. This is as cold as I ever want to be.

"Discussion boards" that refuse to allow actual discussion.

There's a certain forum I visit that, from time to time, has a member -- usually a new person -- bring up something mildly controversial about the subject being "discussed." The topic is generally really interesting and could foster a deeper understanding, but oh no, the board moderators always get offended and shut it down saying the poster is being disrespectful.

Makes me crazy. But whatcha gonna do? You play in someone's sandbox, gotta play by their rules. :(

Kick sand in their faces.

I'm trying! :)

I am trying to be all "brick and mortar" support the mom and pop stores and all that shit. So i had my doc send my scrip to the local pharmacy instead of the big box pharmacy. So they fucked up my doc's ID number somehow and they think she is not covered under my insurance and they are too busy to figure out how to fix the problem right now but will get on it in a few hours. This is after me calling them yesterday and them saying they hadn't gotten it when my doc told me she had sent it to them.

Fucksticks.
It's not like taking it right now will make any difference (it takes 2 weeks to start working) it's just the principle of it all. I know I could send it to big box and they would not have this problem. The main thing I suspect is that this mom and pop operation is running on commodore 64 computers and dial-up-- if they even have a computer.

Isn't the point of the mom and pop store that you get more personalized customer service? Maybe this is the personalized customer service that one gets when they hate you.

Hey foot, what scrip did you get? (You don't have to answer if you don't want.)

my bloody nose.

generic Celexa, with a possible add in of welbutrin

Ahh. Hope it helps.

Pissing me off? So-called 'friends.' Friends like that who needs enemas?

Personalized doesn't necessarily mean accurate or high quality.

No, personalized means personal. As in personal. It doesn't mean anything else but personal. So stop using that word even though we knew exactly what you meant. kthx.

What word?

inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Personally I don't care which word you use. By that I mean I don't care in any way except that it's personal. I dont' mean my not caring is efficient or my lack of compassion is state of the art. It just means that, in a personal way, you can use whatever word suits you personally. Our word use is, well, it's personal.

So do all transitive verbs piss you, personally, off? Myself, it's the intransitive ones. ;)

ALL transitive verbs. I see NO reason why verbs have to dress like the opposite sex and traipse and sashay around the paragraph like they ain't got no shame. Hmmph. They's goin' to hell, you know, them transitives.

it's a travesty

Alls I know is that when I go to use my transitive verbs they better not have some of a subject, and they better not have most of a subject, They better have ALL of a subject.

You're not being very objective.

objection!

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP

KP Nuts.

The cow-orker idjit I put in a box last year escaped today...

uh oh. should we break out the tranquilizer guns?

Don't give me any ideas.

I just spilled maggotty dog food water down my legs lifting the old dog food bin into the rubbish bin for collection today. A job my much stronger and taller son was supposed to do last night! He's got hell to pay when he gets home.

eta: it was the dogs dry food bin, and was about 20 yrs old (yes it's seen a few dogs come and go) and it had developed a small rust hole on the bottom and a layer of dry food had solidified on it, and on top of that, Max made off with the lid and we'll be buggered if we can find it. So anyway, we'd decided to replace it and Aden was supposed to dispose of it all a few days ago, but instead it got left out in the rain, so the flies got into all the slop and laid eggs, and then the sun has been blazing for the last couple of days, so the eggs have hatched. Hence, maggotty watery sloppy dog food. Fucking disgusting!

Oh Jr done Messed UP !!!!

that is downright nasty! maggots are disgustingly creepy. i hope i never get bitten by a brown recluse spider cuz they use them to gnaw away the dead flesh. among other medical uses. :eek:

Oh it's about 20 miles past nasty! It was enough to make me barf!

i bet so. my gag reflex sucks. i know i;d be dry heaving like nothing else.

If my son is very lucky, it will pour down with rain before he gets home and that'll help clean up the mess.

nah, give him chop sticks and tell him to enjoy dinner! :vomit:

Yeuch!!!! Aden, you are in TROUBLE!

Blockage at 4am. I'm sick, tired, and cranky.

Nose? Bowels? Arteries? Traffic? Sewer? What, man, WHAT???

Did it?

Just reading about it was enough to make me feel sick.

Blockage in the small intestine. Years of Crohn's disease has built up scar tissue. Even a small amount of roughage can cause a blockage.

Shallow people with dubious (read: self-interested only) causes.

Oh, and pasty fat old white hillbilly men.

And gas prices.

Oh, so now I'm a hillbilly?

Plenty of free gas round here today....

Nope

I'm glad I'm not the only one! lol

well, you do have a magical bird clock...

She said CLOCK People !!

My new upstairs neighbors...are obviously not used to living in multi-family quarters...I think they are actually a spastic rhinoceros couple...

spastic rhinoceros sex ??