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Kaliayev 06-10-2009 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 572552)
So, where exactly in the UK do you live, K?

If you really live there. Hmmm? Hmmmm?

Seriously, I'm starting to think all these people are here and there the same people, mixed in with other previous people.

A response to this comment would be nice, but never mind, just ignore
me.



This whole "fake user" crap is really starting to piss me off. I thought I didn't have a life; I pale in comparison.

Mods, UT? Let us in, who are the frucking fakes? Who is the same as who? Who is stirring shit pretending to be someone else.

Jesus fucking Christ in a fucking bucket.

Dorset. My IP however is not static but dynamic, so it will likely show up as London, or somewhere up north (it seems to like Rugby for some reason). My host is Easynet and I have a deal through Skybb. I'm in a town about an hour from Poole.

Undertoad can no doubt verify this, since you seem to doubt me. I'm not sure why, but there we are. I can't say I really appreciate this tone of questioning either. I have not acted aggressively, or initiated any sort of dispute, if anything I have attemped to be a moderating and explanatory influence.

I also have no other account here. I used to have this account under the name "Zhuge Liang", but I asked Undertoad to change it, because I found this name more aesthetically pleasing (also, a character in my favourite play by Camus).

Kaliayev 06-10-2009 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 572565)
OK, then...MODS?

Who is Arafelis, or rather, whose IP address is in the same geographic location as Applesauce?

Does Kalypallywally live in the geographic location of the UK?

Who else here is a liar, by geographic location?

How many Dwellars, by geographic location, are interchangeable with the PDs?



Did they post a correction, or is that just a ploy to scare people?

Really, so many full of shit...let's get some real answers here.

Perhaps the reason we seem like pussies is everyone is pussyfooting around this issue with IP addresses (Oh, excuse me, geographic location.)

Is there some unwritten ethic (Oh NOES, we can't reveal secret troll identities, I mean, geographic locations.)

Balls and honesty...can we get some? :headshake:

I'm sick of it, anyone else? Either it's easy to figure out, or it's impossible. Either way, no one can just lay it on the line.

Arafelis lives in the same city as Classicman, I assume, since Red Shirt Riley's email account has his username as part of it (I don't want to give away the full name, to respect his privacy) and Red Shirt Riley and Arafelis are in the same area.

You can reveal their locations if you want, but it wont really do any good. Any area is bound to have at least three different internet providers and so IP addresses. If it gives you a warm glow then go for it, but that aside it doesn't have any real purpose.

DanaC 06-10-2009 04:26 PM

Dorset? Another southern girl's blouse then :P

lumberjim 06-10-2009 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaliayev (Post 572544)
There's a wonderful thing called a search function, which allows you to go through an indviduals posts. I coupled it with my ability to read.

Strange, but then I can be like that.

and what search parameters did you use? 'goading' or....??( eta: oh, i see, you just went back and read all of my posts for the last 4 or 5 months and came to that conclusion......? really, did you?)

i'm just saying, cain....tiki/nigel recreates reality a lot. and rewrites history. I never picked on tiki in anything other than a friendly way until she insisted that i was being a jerk to her. (even after she flipped her fucking lid because i 'flounced' from PD) I'm sorry to belabor this point, but i won't let her lies stand. not about me, anyway. dana remembers is accurately at least.

classicman 06-10-2009 05:47 PM

I was Red Shirt Riley during the Cellar expedition. That is no secret. As far as who Applesauce, Kahlua or whoever is, I have no idea. I can say this though, I live within 50 miles of probably half a dozen dwellars.

Shawnee123 06-10-2009 05:47 PM

Thanks for the answer, K. I appreciate it. Yes, I do doubt a lot of this game, and have mostly stayed out of it...but I'm sure you can appreciate that a suspicious person might want some answers as to who is really who (or whom...whatever.) The validity of this entire conversation hinges on the answer to that.

Shawnee123 06-10-2009 05:48 PM

Ooops. :p

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 572586)
I was Red Shirt Riley during the Cellar expedition. That is no secret. As far as who Applesauce, Kahlua or whoever is, I have no idea. I can say this though, I live within 50 miles of probably half a dozen dwellars.

LOL

Undertoad 06-10-2009 07:11 PM

I'm supposed to do what for whom now?

Applesauce's IP is unique, but as confirmed leads to West Chester, which is extremely local to the Cellar and many Dwellars.

Aliantha 06-10-2009 07:16 PM

Gee, and I thought all the porridge talk has put this thread to bed.

lumberjim 06-10-2009 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 572608)
I'm supposed to do what for whom now?

Applesauce's IP is unique, but as confirmed leads to West Chester, which is extremely local to the Cellar and many Dwellars.

a coincidence, i guess?

Undertoad 06-10-2009 07:55 PM

There have been so many weird coincidences with the Cellar and location. The strangest ever: the Cellar and tw were, at one time, dwelling in the same apartment building.

jinx 06-10-2009 07:55 PM

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a coincidence, i guess?
I would find that hard to believe.

lumberjim 06-10-2009 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 572620)
I would find that hard to believe.

i'd like to get something straight between us. understand that I can make this very hard for you.

capnhowdy 06-10-2009 08:09 PM

Good job, Jimmy. I bet she's moist now.

J/K:bolt:

DanaC 06-10-2009 08:12 PM

hell, aren't we all? :P

capnhowdy 06-10-2009 08:16 PM

Yup. Just spilled scotch in my lap.

ZenGum 06-10-2009 08:36 PM

Ah, scottish foreplay.

TheMercenary 06-10-2009 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaliayev (Post 572542)
If I was stirring shit here, let me assure you that you, everyone else on this board, and probably people within a five mile vicinity of every poster here would be aware of it. Its a talent.

I also don't respond well to demands, especially of the either/or variety. I'll post here as and when I like, on the topics I like and you, unfortunately, will have no bearing on how I decide to do that.

Sorry. Well, I'm not really, but you know, politeness and all that.

Please make no mistake. I was not making any demand of you. You are insignifiant. You may do as you please. This place will police itself, whether you like it or not.

lumberjim 06-10-2009 08:59 PM

cain, when you re-read that post that merc quoted.....do you feel embarrassed?


I mean, really.

classicman 06-10-2009 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 572649)
You are insignificant. This place will police itself, whether you like it or not.

speaking from experience? (just bustin yer chops)

wolf 06-10-2009 10:37 PM

10 pages and not one discussion of roasting Irish babies?

I wouldn't trust any IP address from any of the PD folks, they use anonymizers as a matter of course. It's in the playbook.

ZenGum 06-10-2009 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 572649)
This place will police itself, whether you like it or not.

Ah, but who polices the place? No I mean, who places the police? No, wait...

DanaC 06-11-2009 05:21 AM

Well. I just went and had a little trawl through PD. Once my eyes had recovered from the multi-coloured dream scape I saw something that interested and irritated me in equal measure.

@ TGRR, or whatever you call yourself. What a cowardly, shitty and downright unpleasant little turd you are.

I found a series of nasty comments about Aliantha there. She doesn't go to your forum and therefore isn't there to defend herself. That's about as shitty as it gets.

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On the other hand, carrying on like mad bastards at The Cellar might be fun, considering what they have to say about us.

Especially that cunt Aliantha.
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Quote from: Squid on June 09, 2009, 06:57:49 PM
oh. no.

what. will. we. do.


you know half the time some shitflap does this we end up making new friends.

Not so much at the Cellar.

The rules there state that if you disagree with Aliantha, everyone else has to kill you. They're afraid of her hair.


Being nasty is all well and good. But really, wtf has she done to deserve this kind of bullshit being spewed on a whole other forum? I hate when people target someone who isn't there to defend themselves. It's low.

ZenGum 06-11-2009 06:34 AM

Thanks for the research Dana.

*makes note*

capnhowdy 06-11-2009 07:07 AM

If you read all the posts from the folks that wander over here from that punkboard you'll see that they can't open there mouth without shit spewing everywhere.
And you don't ever have to wonder what they're up to. One or two of their "friends" will explain it to the whole world as they pull the knife out of their back.
Kali, IMO is no different than the others. He just has a different trolling style. The smooth approach. Good cop/bad cop if you will. Very effective on people with an IQ of 30 or less.

Shawnee123 06-11-2009 07:21 AM

Well, I for one am ecstatic! I perused the PD website last night, and saw I got a shout-out! Yes, my name is on PD. Applesauce was reporting on his little boring mini-invasion.

I feel I've made it! I am someone. The name Shawnee will go down in the history books (aside from the whole Techumseh thing.) (Wipes single tear from eye and gazes into the distance as if to be in awe of the beauty in the world.)

I'd like to thank jebus gob, my mom and dad, and all the little people who made this possible. And especially Applesauce. Applesauce, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for believing in me and giving me a chance when no one else would. This girl from a small town in Ohio, yearning for more, and you saw me, and elevated me.

(Oh, and the nasty stuff about Ali? WTF dudes, I don't even remember her being involved in all this crap. Yep, they're quite a bunch of folks over there. Oh, and you can't read shit. I've never seen such an invasion on the eyes. You should communicate only through animated GIFs. And...asshats.)

DanaC 06-11-2009 07:53 AM

I would have disagreed with you about Kali, had I not seen his incredibly selective report. He mentioned all the people who responded negatively, or with suspicion, to his attempts at diplomacy as if that characterised the Cellar. He didn't bother to mention that several people defended him and took his diplomacy as it was intended.


I'd be happy if I don't encounter any more Discordians. I don't much like discord.

ZenGum 06-11-2009 07:55 AM

So, Dana, would you be in favour of assisting the voluntary repatriation of non-indigeneous cellar-residents? :stickpoke :bolt:

classicman 06-11-2009 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 572730)
You (PD) should communicate only through animated GIFs. And...asshats.)

Isn't that all that is there on PD? GIFs and asshats?

DanaC 06-11-2009 07:59 AM

lol

very good.

And no. I wouldn't.

Shawnee123 06-11-2009 08:04 AM

Uh oh...now I'm not sure if it was Kahlua or Applesauce who gave me a shout-out. I was half-asleep when I read it.

Start the ceremony over!

classicman 06-11-2009 08:30 AM

Shuddup - you just want another ceremony!

Shawnee123 06-11-2009 08:31 AM

I forgot to say "You like me. You really like me!"

classicman 06-11-2009 08:44 AM

Too late - The lights are off and everyone's left.
Don't believe me? click here

Trilby 06-11-2009 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 572771)
I forgot to say "You like me. You really like me!"

Being Strawberry Festival Queen not good enough for you now? MMmm??? Getting a little full of yourself now you've got the crown, aren't you? :queen: wait till next year, you witch! I'll out-strawberry you yet!

Trilby 06-11-2009 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 572669)
10 pages and not one discussion of roasting Irish babies?

I wouldn't trust any IP address from any of the PD folks, they use anonymizers as a matter of course. It's in the playbook.

See, the first part of this post I understand.

The second part...I've no clue what she's talking about.

Shawnee123 06-11-2009 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 572799)
Being Strawberry Festival Queen not good enough for you now? MMmm??? Getting a little full of yourself now you've got the crown, aren't you? :queen: wait till next year, you witch! I'll out-strawberry you yet!

I changed my user title just for you Bri! But we can be co-Queens...which duties do you want? I could sit in the convertible and wave...

Sheldonrs 06-11-2009 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 572803)
I changed my user title just for you Bri! But we can be co-Queens...which duties do you want? I could sit in the convertible and wave...

And speaking of Queens...

Queen of the Ryche 06-11-2009 10:38 AM

you called?

Oh, and Fuck Cancer.
And PD.

Love you guys!

Trilby 06-11-2009 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 572803)
I changed my user title just for you Bri! But we can be co-Queens...which duties do you want? I could sit in the convertible and wave...

I noticed! :blush: thanks, queenie!

If you sit and wave, I'll be against gay marriage.

;)

Flint 06-11-2009 12:44 PM

CAP'n Shittard - Surveying the Wreckage
 
I never got around to going back to PD as CAP'n Shittard (link to avatar posted in Cellar thread) to post the follow-up comments I was working on...


  • I shall keep this log entry brief, lest I suffer the fate of the late honorable Rear Admiral (whom I suspect suffered the indignity of a brief log entry of a different variety, in his briefs, chiefly). I recieved several garbled transmissions, and then...silence. I must keep in mind the Prime Directive: AVOID EYE CONTACT; yet I am fascinated by the predilection of the locals towards mocking the diction of our dear, Rear, Admiral; whom I fear has disapeared in a puff of teriyaki-scented smoke.

  • I pull tight my Cloak of Attribution Error +3 and push onward. Note to self: investigate the efficacy of deploying the fermented menses of the Triple-titted Tribble, to avoid detection (a primitive mask, to be sure, but well worth the 24 bits).

  • I have horrifyingly discovered the expletive deleted carcass of one late racial caricature. This, I now know, is the reason that astronauts wear diapers. It is becoming more difficult to drown out the unintelligible shrieks and howls of the local fauna.

Trilby 06-11-2009 12:47 PM

Flint is crazy.

Flint 06-11-2009 01:05 PM

Referring to Admiral Shamwow, of course.

Queen of the Ryche 06-11-2009 02:13 PM

It's a shark.

DanaC 06-11-2009 02:22 PM

Goddamn it Queenie, it's a fucking dolphin!

lumberjim 06-11-2009 03:17 PM

who is this arefelis person?

it's buggin me

classicman 06-11-2009 03:37 PM

Artichoke is apparently someone who has posted before - probably when they came here on their safari.

Shawnee123 06-11-2009 03:49 PM

Yeah, 'cause they all gots them weirdo names like "olitypissantoksuyuf" and "Kieudumbassiclecihsuy" and "Aosmiueuhfarvernugen."

Aliantha 06-11-2009 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 572722)
Well. I just went and had a little trawl through PD. Once my eyes had recovered from the multi-coloured dream scape I saw something that interested and irritated me in equal measure.

@ TGRR, or whatever you call yourself. What a cowardly, shitty and downright unpleasant little turd you are.

I found a series of nasty comments about Aliantha there. She doesn't go to your forum and therefore isn't there to defend herself. That's about as shitty as it gets.








Being nasty is all well and good. But really, wtf has she done to deserve this kind of bullshit being spewed on a whole other forum? I hate when people target someone who isn't there to defend themselves. It's low.

I wouldn't worry too much about it Dana. It's been fairly clear to most of us for some time now what a wanker that bloke is. I can only assume that he either really takes his politics personally (because that's the only place I've interacted with him at all) or he's had his ear bent by someone here that doesn't like me. Either way, I couldn't possibly care less what his opinion is of me, or who he wants to say it to. I've been reasonable with him and his cronies, and will continue to be so.

It's nice that you would stand up for me though Dana. You're a good stick. :)

capnhowdy 06-11-2009 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 572947)
who is this arefelis person?

it's buggin me

OK
I admit. It isn't me.:headshake

Aliantha 06-11-2009 05:47 PM

You've been coming up with some corkers lately capn. lol Thanks for making me smile. :)

capnhowdy 06-11-2009 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 573002)
You've been coming up with some corkers lately capn. lol Thanks for making me smile. :)

It's coz I lurvs ya!:D

Aliantha 06-11-2009 06:04 PM

Awww...so sweet. :)

Is it because of my hair? lol

capnhowdy 06-11-2009 06:24 PM

That too.

Aliantha 06-11-2009 06:26 PM

lol...oh noze...TGRR was rite! AAAaaaarrrrgggggg!!!!!!!........

DanaC 06-11-2009 06:29 PM

Hahahah

I don't know why I did it but I went back and had another look. Apparently tiki has a friend who's the nicest person and never says anything bad about anyone and she thinks we're just about the worst people she's ever encountered.

*smiles* so we must be doing something right huh?


And now I really sholdnt go back again. Really, if I do, just shoot me. Put me out of my insane (inane?) misery.

Aliantha 06-11-2009 06:31 PM

Well, if you ask me, it's a complete balls up and I'll be glad when it all dies down.

I'm still trying to figure out how I got dragged into all the angst!

The one time I keep my nose clean and look what happens. I still get blamed for shit!

Shawnee123 06-11-2009 06:31 PM

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I don't know why I did it but I went back and had another look
:lol:

It's like a train wreck, hard to look away. Especially when it's filled with possibilities for amusement. Think Circus Train Wreck.

classicman 06-11-2009 06:32 PM

lets do this by the process of elimination.
Cap'n - It isn't me. :headshake
Classic - Not me :headshake

Shawnee123 06-11-2009 06:33 PM

Not I.

I will cop to being Dracks, though. ;)


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