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limey 02-20-2009 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 536539)
Good thing that isn't a Harley. After a few miles of that two-cylinder throbbin', she'd slide right off the seat.

:rotflol:

Billy Rubin 02-21-2009 11:03 AM

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6505/clitman.jpg

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2885/penisman.jpg

Bet it was a fun party! ;)

xoxoxoBruce 02-22-2009 03:17 AM

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Is it becoming a fad? Hope so. :haha:

richlevy 02-22-2009 09:42 AM

That's not just a camel toe, it's the whole foot.

Trilby 02-22-2009 10:33 AM

stern /as titillating as it seems, it is VERY unhygienic/stern

Those girls are going to get a UTI.

Gromitspapa 02-22-2009 11:46 AM

And more.

capnhowdy 02-22-2009 11:49 AM

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...and on the other end of the spectrum.....
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:eek:

Sundae 02-22-2009 11:51 AM

I've seen more snatch in the last week than in the rest of my life put together.

Stress Puppy 02-22-2009 11:58 AM

Poor girl.

TheMercenary 02-22-2009 12:26 PM

Ok, that is frigging nasty.

capnhowdy 02-22-2009 01:21 PM

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Sundae 02-22-2009 01:42 PM

I am horrified!
When it gets warm, she loses her beer!

Trilby 02-22-2009 01:44 PM

those are Mardi Gras beads she's got there!

capnhowdy 02-22-2009 02:05 PM

Check out everybody with their cameras....

BigV 02-22-2009 03:00 PM

it's dar512 driving the bike...

Stress Puppy 02-22-2009 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 537614)
I am horrified!
When it gets warm, she loses her beer!

Hm. Actually it's pretty clever, when you think about it. Chilled beer makes the nipples stand out. The only task then is to drink it quickly. Which, considering it's Bud (ie: piss water) you probably just want to get it down and over with anyway.

impress 02-22-2009 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 537573)
...and on the other end of the spectrum.....
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:eek:

CAPNHOWDY, you are now responsible for my nightmares. Damn you.

capnhowdy 02-22-2009 06:37 PM

Me sorry.

I have one that's worse, but I have to:
1) resize it
2) give you time to get over that one.

capnhowdy 02-22-2009 06:48 PM

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SteveDallas 02-22-2009 07:25 PM

"Cheap" relative to what?? I'm going to need an exact figure here . . .

toranokaze 02-22-2009 08:02 PM

It is a portable glory hole

TheMercenary 02-22-2009 10:56 PM

Good one Toran... :lol2:

Crimson Ghost 02-24-2009 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 537695)
"Cheap" relative to what??

Marriage.

capnhowdy 02-24-2009 07:01 AM

If they have a beautiful face I reckon they can charge more. I wonder if it would be EVEN CHEAPER if you furnished your own bag?
Might be a double bagger, though. One for her and one for you. (In case hers comes off in the excitement).

xhaos01 02-24-2009 02:32 PM

http://gaetan.chapoteau.com/gallery/...serialNumber=7

Gravdigr 02-26-2009 06:01 AM

...sigh...:headshake

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2009 04:56 AM

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...that jingle jangle jingle.

sweetwater 02-28-2009 03:09 PM

It's like a rain chain, only different. Yuckier.

limey 02-28-2009 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetwater (Post 539606)
It's like a rain chain, only different. Yuckier.

I had one of those once. The wind got to it and turned it into scrap metal pieces in the garden (and the neighbour's garden, and WAY over THERE in the other neighbour's garden :yelsick: ).

Elspode 02-28-2009 07:47 PM

Does anyone else find it to be odd that she appears to be browsing a display of women's panties?

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2009 08:14 PM

That makes sense, seeing how she apparently doesn't have any.:haha:

Crimson Ghost 03-01-2009 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 539503)
...that jingle jangle jingle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 537711)
It is a portable glory hole

Seems to work here too....

Scriveyn 03-01-2009 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 539503)
...that jingle jangle jingle.

There is a shop on the floor beneath my office and I keep hearing that door jingle - or that's what I thought it was :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Does anyone else find it to be odd that she appears to be browsing a display of women's panties?

'spode, your eyes are wandering.

Shawnee123 03-01-2009 07:32 AM

Where is she shopping? Hooker's Emporium? Seriously, even the lady at the cash register looks skanky.

capnhowdy 03-01-2009 07:37 AM

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TheMercenary 03-01-2009 08:59 AM

More than a mouthfull.

xoxoxoBruce 03-01-2009 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 539813)
Where is she shopping? Hooker's Emporium? Seriously, even the lady at the cash register looks skanky.

walmart

zippyt 03-01-2009 11:08 AM

well a Chick has to keep her keys Some Where !!

capnhowdy 03-01-2009 11:15 AM

Isn't that the key to her heart?

Shawnee123 03-01-2009 11:16 AM

The key to her fart?

capnhowdy 03-01-2009 11:31 AM

lol
Girls like that don't fart.
They poot.
:D

capnhowdy 03-01-2009 11:33 AM

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Girls like this fart.

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:p

xoxoxoBruce 03-01-2009 12:30 PM

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ouch

Shawnee123 03-01-2009 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 539899)
lol
Girls like that don't fart.
They poot.
:D

Oh, she's too classy to fart? :lol:

SteveDallas 03-01-2009 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 539663)
Does anyone else find it to be odd that she appears to be browsing a display of women's panties?

Maybe it's a new concept she's exploring... "Wow, I've heard stories about these . . .I didn't know they actually made them though."

Stress Puppy 03-02-2009 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 539915)
ouch

Ridiculous tattoo. It'll get sloughed off in no time. Though, I guess the content of the tattoo applies to that thought, too.

xoxoxoBruce 03-03-2009 12:34 AM

Really? Tattoos on the soles of the feet don't last? What about on the palms of the hands?

Stress Puppy 03-03-2009 09:43 AM

Seems like this is a set up question, but palm tattoos fade quickly too. Ever seen a tattoo artist with the "Pay Now Please" or similar on their palm? I've seen those become barely legible in under a year.

just_man11 03-03-2009 10:38 AM

Porn soup ?????

xoxoxoBruce 03-03-2009 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Stress Puppy (Post 540847)
Seems like this is a set up question, but palm tattoos fade quickly too.

Not at all, I don't remember anyone with either.

Clodfobble 03-03-2009 02:15 PM

Yes, I had a friend who wanted to get a tattoo on the bottom of her foot, and they told her don't waste her time, it will disappear--but before it's gone, it will be very blurry for a long time too. Although, I suspect that being up in the arch like that is more protected than down somewhere on the rest of the sole.

Aliantha 03-04-2009 12:06 AM

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impress 03-04-2009 06:17 AM

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Razzmatazz13 03-04-2009 10:45 AM

Tic Tac anyone?

capnhowdy 03-04-2009 07:26 PM

Polly Grip

Sheldonrs 03-04-2009 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 541411)
Polly Grip

Which one is Polly?

classicman 03-04-2009 07:47 PM

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capnhowdy 03-04-2009 07:52 PM

There she is.

Aliantha 03-04-2009 07:52 PM

She looks like she's having fun!

capnhowdy 03-04-2009 07:53 PM

That's classic behind her.


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