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Aliantha 03-04-2009 07:54 PM

lol...I thought he was the one taking the pic

capnhowdy 03-04-2009 09:30 PM

Nah.... tripod. And a loooooooooong delay.

heeheee

HungLikeJesus 03-04-2009 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 541431)
She looks like she's having fun!

I thought she was trying to escape.

xoxoxoBruce 03-05-2009 01:19 AM

Or about to be launched. :eek6:

kerosene 03-05-2009 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 541550)
I thought she was trying to escape.

I thought so too, then I noticed those were hands and not a shirt.

xoxoxoBruce 03-07-2009 02:13 AM

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If you want to see how he did it, (it looks like at home), click here.

impress 03-07-2009 02:20 AM

I'm guessing he's completely given up on any kind of penetration ever again.

DanaC 03-07-2009 06:02 AM

Why? Why, why why? I don't understand. I don't get it. WTF?

Actually, I really don't get it. What is it supposed to look like? Am I missing something, it doesn't look like anything.

xoxoxoBruce 03-07-2009 09:10 AM

It's a physical personification of stupidity.

impress 03-07-2009 09:43 AM

One of the many WTFs about that picture is the filaments? capillary tubes? plastic lacing? WTF?

And may I add, for the record, that the picture confirms why I just CAN'T date redheads. Ew.

Shawnee123 03-07-2009 09:46 AM

Why would you never want to have sex ever again? That is so wtf it's off the scale.

xoxoxoBruce 03-07-2009 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 542461)
One of the many WTFs about that picture is the filaments? capillary tubes? plastic lacing? WTF?

They had documented the latest addition so it's probably home brew stitches.

classicman 03-07-2009 12:38 PM

Uh, how does he pee and WTF (the W is for WHY)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

footfootfoot 03-07-2009 02:54 PM

Bruce, ...and you're worried about viruses from facebook? That's a crazy site.

xoxoxoBruce 03-08-2009 03:16 AM

I never said anything about viruses from facebook? :confused:
Facebook doesn't interest me, there's nobody I want to find and nobody I want to find me.

That post I linked to, was linked from a site I frequent where if anyone has a problem the link is taken down pretty quick. I'm usually a couple days behind when the links are first put up which helps, plus AVG is looking after me.

How can I find IOtDs without straying off the beaten path? So it's a risk I must take, besides if my PC gets infected, tw will drop everything to come over and make it nice nice.

impress 03-09-2009 07:59 AM

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capnhowdy 03-09-2009 07:23 PM

ouch

Crimson Ghost 03-09-2009 10:03 PM

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impress 03-09-2009 11:08 PM

Damn you, CG, now there's lemonade all over the screen.

Crimson Ghost 03-10-2009 01:42 AM

Shouldn't it be in a cup?

Sundae 03-10-2009 07:27 AM

It's fizzier off a screen.

Stress Puppy 03-10-2009 10:42 AM

Lemonade isn't fizzy in the states.

BrianR 03-11-2009 01:30 AM

Cap'n Howdy, actually, scrotal inflation (irrigation?) isn't terribly painful, just a mild squeezing sensation, and weight. The worst part is inserting the infuser. The swelling goes down in a day or two.

Brian

Kaliayev 03-11-2009 05:07 AM

Oh no, you did not let me find this thread.

Time to dip into my stash of special pics.

http://img135.hotlinkimage.com/thumb/146957640.jpeg

http://img136.hotlinkimage.com/thumb/1715409795.jpeg

capnhowdy 03-11-2009 07:06 AM

O M F G !

SteveDallas 03-11-2009 08:46 AM

I actually just finished a book that had a scrotal irrigation scene. (Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis)

Trilby 03-11-2009 09:01 AM

What are you doing in the WTF NSFW thread, SD?

Go back to your room!

LabRat 03-11-2009 09:14 AM

Didn't you mean "Go back to my room!" B?? :D

SteveDallas 03-11-2009 09:39 AM

Now, now, ladies, no need to fight . . . .

wolf 03-11-2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 542414)
If you want to see how he did it, (it looks like at home), click here.

Even after looking at the photo essay very carefully, I'm having a difficult time comprehending what I'm seeing.

I do really like the care they took in sterilizing the "instrument" with a disposable lighter, though.

I do know that if I was ever confronted by such a beast, I would be SO the fuck out of there, regardless of how interesting he was before the pants came off.

ick.

I mean there should be some kind of warning posted ... BEWARE: Intentionally deformed johnson, or something.

That is so not right on so many levels.

Let me guess. He's actually a virgin ...

TheMercenary 03-11-2009 09:05 PM

Second Dick pic is most likely necrotizing fasciitis. Not a good thing. When they get it, and it often originates in the groin, they have to skin you up to and including all effected areas, bring you to the OR every other day and wash and scrub away the infected areas for weeks on end until the bacteria is killed or you die. Fairly ugly event.

capnhowdy 03-11-2009 09:20 PM

Is this a result of STD?

TheMercenary 03-11-2009 09:23 PM

Never. Usually an injury. i.e. MVA, trauma or initially a localized infection. Basically they take a scaple and skive back all the skin that looks infected, each time peeling back a little more. I have seen people that were flayed open from groin to nipple line. Most often in men, almost always with an infection starting in the groin or ass area.

Undertoad 03-11-2009 11:26 PM

More commonly known as the flesh-eating bacteria, Wiki says.

impress 03-12-2009 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 544285)
More commonly known as the flesh-eating bacteria, Wiki says.

Don't know whether it's flesh-eating, but after seeing that pic, I doubt I'M ever eating again.

impress 03-12-2009 10:47 AM

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kerosene 03-12-2009 02:29 PM

Oh, that poor man! That picture is enough to keep me out of the medical field.

capnhowdy 03-12-2009 07:51 PM

Or any field for that matter.
New form of Hell: Having to give that dude a BJ.

Elspode 03-12-2009 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 544630)
New form of Hell: Having to give that dude a BJ.

Actually, that works both ways. I can't imagine that BJ would feel very good.

Undertoad 03-13-2009 10:54 AM

http://cellar.org/2009/65nwva.jpg

Pie 03-13-2009 05:59 PM

I actually though that one was pretty funny.

SteveDallas 03-13-2009 06:30 PM

It was. Disturbing, but funny.

xoxoxoBruce 03-17-2009 02:05 AM

asscentipede
 
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ZenGum 03-17-2009 06:35 AM

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Five-assed centipede ... okay who thought that up?

Meanwhile...

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Crimson Ghost 03-17-2009 09:19 PM

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Which one is Sheldon?

xoxoxoBruce 03-18-2009 12:49 AM

He's the one drooling on the camera. ;)

Crimson Ghost 03-18-2009 01:08 AM

Things that make you go "Eeewwwwwwwwwwwww................"

Sheldonrs 03-18-2009 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 546432)
He's the one drooling on the camera. ;)

That's not drool. :p

And it's not a camera. hehehe

Crimson Ghost 03-18-2009 10:44 PM

Once again -

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 546436)
Things that make you go "Eeewwwwwwwwwwwww................"


xoxoxoBruce 03-19-2009 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 546744)
That's not drool. :p

And it's not a camera. hehehe

No no no, I said I want PEANUTS! :smack:

impress 03-19-2009 08:03 AM

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"Hi, honey. I'm just shootin' the shit over at Linda's."

Shawnee123 03-19-2009 08:08 AM

That gives new meaning to "pop a cap in your ass."

capnhowdy 03-19-2009 07:02 PM

It would definitely be a one lesson course.

How the hell do you spell definitely anyway?

Thanks

Flint 03-19-2009 08:20 PM

define + finite = definitely

Flint 03-21-2009 09:48 PM

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Flint 03-21-2009 09:50 PM

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Crimson Ghost 03-22-2009 12:08 AM

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TheMercenary 03-22-2009 08:46 AM

Where is that cats tail poking.

capnhowdy 03-22-2009 09:06 AM

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TheMercenary 03-22-2009 09:10 AM

I don't have my magnifying glass, what's it say?


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