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What you need is an earnest mouth to suck that ear out, girl.
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You know, Im up for most things 'spode, but that just sounds really friggen gross. Now my neck, you can go for it, but I think I will leave the ear suction to the ENT ;)
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Did you shake it like a dog coming in from the rain? Only thing that works for me. |
Yeah Mon, I did that as soon as it happened and I hopped around like a crazy women....slept that ear facing the pillow. Its blocked like a mo fo now.
I read on the interwebz to use the palm of my hand like a plunger...I could feel it moving but no relief. :( |
Ok, I read that as "heating oil".
Insert a drinking straw, light the end of it, and the suction should draw out the water. Don't burn yourself. |
try running backwards naked through a sprinkler and then under a ladder singing The Locomotion.
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When the baby wants to sleep: can't even open the garage door at 3:30 am to put a car full of precious music gear in the garage.
When the adult, having gone to sleep at 3:30 am, wants to sleep a little longer at 8 am: there's the screaming baby, screaming baby daddy, and Nora the Fucking Explorer at full volume, and all that's just fine. |
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This is where my Jeep is vacationing right now...
Autopsy: Shark killed man who washed up in Kill Devil Hills Quote:
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Global warming did it.
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One thing about it Jinx...... You'll never feel guilty about asking THEM for favors anymore, eh?
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Srsly. I'm not even gonna cut Dennis's nails when they have to babysit him at thanksgiving - and they have carpet and upholstered furniture...
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