The Cellar - What's upsetting you today?

You know, Im up for most things 'spode, but that just sounds really friggen gross. Now my neck, you can go for it, but I think I will leave the ear suction to the ENT ;)

monster

09-19-2009 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 595854)

I have an ear blocked with water from swimming yesterday. Ive tried heated oil, rubbing alcohol mixed with vinegar, listerine, the hairdryer and every other rememdy Ive come across.

No pharmacies open in this town today, so I cant go eat anything over the counter.

I cant hear and Im off balance.

Did you shake it like a dog coming in from the rain? Only thing that works for me.

DucksNuts

09-20-2009 12:15 AM

Yeah Mon, I did that as soon as it happened and I hopped around like a crazy women....slept that ear facing the pillow. Its blocked like a mo fo now.

I read on the interwebz to use the palm of my hand like a plunger...I could feel it moving but no relief. :(

Crimson Ghost

09-20-2009 12:56 AM

Ok, I read that as "heating oil".

Insert a drinking straw, light the end of it, and the suction should draw out the water.

Don't burn yourself.

monster

09-20-2009 07:47 AM

try running backwards naked through a sprinkler and then under a ladder singing The Locomotion.

Undertoad

09-20-2009 07:51 AM

When the baby wants to sleep: can't even open the garage door at 3:30 am to put a car full of precious music gear in the garage.

When the adult, having gone to sleep at 3:30 am, wants to sleep a little longer at 8 am: there's the screaming baby, screaming baby daddy, and Nora the Fucking Explorer at full volume, and all that's just fine.

lumberjim

09-20-2009 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 595957)

Dora

xoxoxoBruce

09-20-2009 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 595957)

Grow some balls. :eyebrow:

jinx	09-20-2009 11:15 AM

This is where my Jeep is vacationing right now...

Autopsy: Shark killed man who washed up in Kill Devil Hills

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A Pittsburgh man whose body washed up along North Carolina's Outer Banks after he went for a late-night swim died from shark bites, a medical examiner determined Friday.
It was the first reported shark attack in the region in more than eight years.
The body of Richard A. Snead, 60, was discovered Thursday morning near the 1300 block of N. Virginia Dare Trail in Kill Devil Hills by a tourist who was taking a walk, police said.

TheMercenary

09-20-2009 11:33 AM

Global warming did it.