It's been 14 years since I took Chinese class. I recognize those characters, so I should be able to translate it if I remember anything at all. :p: Sadly, the only words I still remember are: I, at, not, ten, people, we, little, and. I'm tempted to open my textbooks to translate it because these characters are so basic that one should've learned them in Chinese 1 class. I am tempted but too lazy to actually do it. :lol: I'll let a Chinese person do the translation. :p: By the way, I'm Vietnamese. I can translate Vietnamese texts for you if needed. ;)

where the hell did Billy get to?

I guess Fred and Daphne didn't make the cut--to say nothing of Shaggy.

I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I told my love a story
That had no end
I gave my love a baby
With no crying.

I would love to know what the creator of that little piece was thinking or where it originated from.

Stumbled upon.

Also stumbled upon!

Reminds me of the Alan Sherman version:
I gave my love a cherry without a stone,
I gave my love a chicken without a bone,
I gave my love a baby and then you see,
My love got very angry and she said to me:

"I didn't mind the cherry without the stone.
I didn't mind the chicken without the bone.
But when you give a baby, there's just one thing,
You ought to give at LEAST an engagement ring!"

Great one Impress. I loved listening to his records as a kid. Never heard that one.

Lara Soft.

OMG Sarge, that made me crack up. I didn't see the bottom until I scrolled down.

Those shorts cannot be comfortable.