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Not ver batim but:
I don't understand what you're saying, so here's a testicle in a cup. |
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WTF is the painter's tape doing on the cabinet doors?
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They're labels. I bet it's not a home, it's a communal kitchen somewhere. Looks very reminiscent of a backstage area, actually.
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So there's a possibility that she is stealing potatoes... Isn't that true? Just answer yes or no. Thank you.
...snatches glasses off....spins around and approaches the jury box... |
Look your Honor - she is attempting to EAT the evidence!
I rest my case.... |
Umm, it's a very old joke. They're pantry hose. But then you knew that already.
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She should used a stool softener a long, long, time ago.
I'm still trying to figger out what the pasties are, too. At first glance it's like a bio-hazard thingie. Secondly... like a smilie bear. And a coconut monkey on the microwave. Truly WTF |
The pasties are 'Biohazard' stickers.
I'd know that symbol in my sleep. |
But are they really pasties, or tattoos?
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sssssshhhhhh.....
that's a cellar 'secret'. |
I accept no responsibility for that photo. It's disgusting.
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A family that plays together....
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Poor kid looks like she's pondering what she'll do when she grows up.
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looks like he has a boner
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Giving her the bone!
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Although there's no bones in the bone, you may still choke on it if not administered properly. I mean... that's what I've HEARD.
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"Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit"
(whom virtue has united death shall not separate) |
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Variation is the sincerest form of flattery. :haha:
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Bad replica is the sincerest form of flattery.
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heeheeeshawnee
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4ever.
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"Allow myself to introduce you to.......myself."
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Anyone know a good pyschiatrist in Raytown? |
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April showers bring May _______.
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You're in the wrong NSFW thread rat.
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If I was quicker on my feet, I should have put it in the Dwellar "what do you look like RFN NSFW" thread...
Ah well. |
LabRat, that is seriously fucked up. But DAMN I wish I could use that image when I teach my first graders The Emperor's New Clothes.
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Enema bag jewelry and the sig "If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you."
Oh, how appropriate. |
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ouch
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Naked American Gothic.
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Why do men leave their socks on? :confused:
The world may never know. . . |
After about two hours of grindage the fronts of your toes start to blister without them.
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After about two hours of grindage the front of my hoo-ha starts to blister! Now I know why we're supposed to avoid guys who leave their socks on.
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Hey a Fellas Feetz Get cold , that blood Haz to cum from Some where
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ha ha ha ha
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So what does this look like... fun? :blush:
btw, I reduced the image so it's not "actual size" |
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"vent holes".
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Lubricating vent holes, thats where the "Uguens" comes out from the chamber in the base. Think, back door turkey baster. :o
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Main Entry:un·guent http://www.merriam-webster.com/images/audio.gif Pronunciation: \ˈəŋ-gwənt, ˈən-; ˈən-jənt\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin unguentum — more at ointmentDate:15th century : a soothing or healing salve : ointment |
Oh, it's a "t"... gotta get new glasses. :o
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