Not ver batim but:
I don't understand what you're saying, so here's a testicle in a cup.

:) OK.

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WTF is the painter's tape doing on the cabinet doors?

They're labels. I bet it's not a home, it's a communal kitchen somewhere. Looks very reminiscent of a backstage area, actually.

So there's a possibility that she is stealing potatoes... Isn't that true? Just answer yes or no. Thank you.

...snatches glasses off....spins around and approaches the jury box...

Look your Honor - she is attempting to EAT the evidence!
I rest my case....

Umm, it's a very old joke. They're pantry hose. But then you knew that already.

She should used a stool softener a long, long, time ago.

I'm still trying to figger out what the pasties are, too. At first glance it's like a bio-hazard thingie. Secondly... like a smilie bear.

And a coconut monkey on the microwave. Truly WTF

The pasties are 'Biohazard' stickers.
I'd know that symbol in my sleep.

But are they really pasties, or tattoos?

Pasties

STeveDallas?

sssssshhhhhh.....
that's a cellar 'secret'.

I accept no responsibility for that photo. It's disgusting.

A family that plays together....

Poor kid looks like she's pondering what she'll do when she grows up.

looks like he has a boner

Giving her the bone!

Or maybe she's wondering why all she has is a pacifier while uncle Bob is getting lunch.

I guess Merc has me on ignore! :lol: ;)

Although there's no bones in the bone, you may still choke on it if not administered properly. I mean... that's what I've HEARD.

"Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit"

(whom virtue has united death shall not separate)

Not at all. Why would you think that? I just posted a variation.

Variation is the sincerest form of flattery. :haha:

Bad replica is the sincerest form of flattery.

heeheeeshawnee

4ever.

Can't remember whether I've already posted this:

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:eek:

http://www.lugaluda.com/wp-content/u...ny_hensel.jpeg

"Allow myself to introduce you to.......myself."

That is disturbing...yet strangely stimulating.

Anyone know a good pyschiatrist in Raytown?

April showers bring May _______.

You're in the wrong NSFW thread rat.

If I was quicker on my feet, I should have put it in the Dwellar "what do you look like RFN NSFW" thread...

Ah well.

LabRat, that is seriously fucked up. But DAMN I wish I could use that image when I teach my first graders The Emperor's New Clothes.

Enema bag jewelry. Why, God, why?

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Enema bag jewelry and the sig "If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you."

Oh, how appropriate.

I wonder if she's married to a dick'tater

:)

ouch

Naked American Gothic.

Why do men leave their socks on? :confused:

The world may never know. . .

After about two hours of grindage the fronts of your toes start to blister without them.

After about two hours of grindage the front of my hoo-ha starts to blister! Now I know why we're supposed to avoid guys who leave their socks on.

Hey a Fellas Feetz Get cold , that blood Haz to cum from Some where

ha ha ha ha

I did not get naked with that woman... Ms Lewinsky. :headshake

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MANtyhose

Instructions for making different merkins:

http://www.theanticraft.com/

Looks like a tongue.

So what does this look like... fun? :blush:

btw, I reduced the image so it's not "actual size"

Looks like an orange juicer. FROM THE GRIM REAMER!

"vent holes".

Lubricating vent holes, thats where the "Uguens" comes out from the chamber in the base. Think, back door turkey baster. :o

Unguent:



Main Entry:un·guent http://www.merriam-webster.com/images/audio.gif Pronunciation: \ˈəŋ-gwənt, ˈən-; ˈən-jənt\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin unguentum — more at ointmentDate:15th century : a soothing or healing salve : ointment

Oh, it's a "t"... gotta get new glasses. :o