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capnhowdy 03-22-2009 09:12 AM

Not ver batim but:
I don't understand what you're saying, so here's a testicle in a cup.

TheMercenary 03-22-2009 05:04 PM

:) OK.

capnhowdy 03-22-2009 07:12 PM

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impress 03-23-2009 08:08 AM

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capnhowdy 03-23-2009 03:43 PM

WTF is the painter's tape doing on the cabinet doors?

Clodfobble 03-23-2009 03:47 PM

They're labels. I bet it's not a home, it's a communal kitchen somewhere. Looks very reminiscent of a backstage area, actually.

capnhowdy 03-23-2009 03:56 PM

So there's a possibility that she is stealing potatoes... Isn't that true? Just answer yes or no. Thank you.

...snatches glasses off....spins around and approaches the jury box...

classicman 03-23-2009 03:59 PM

Look your Honor - she is attempting to EAT the evidence!
I rest my case....

footfootfoot 03-23-2009 06:28 PM

Umm, it's a very old joke. They're pantry hose. But then you knew that already.

capnhowdy 03-23-2009 08:01 PM

She should used a stool softener a long, long, time ago.

I'm still trying to figger out what the pasties are, too. At first glance it's like a bio-hazard thingie. Secondly... like a smilie bear.

And a coconut monkey on the microwave. Truly WTF

Crimson Ghost 03-24-2009 12:35 AM

The pasties are 'Biohazard' stickers.
I'd know that symbol in my sleep.

Clodfobble 03-24-2009 05:07 PM

But are they really pasties, or tattoos?

Crimson Ghost 03-24-2009 06:24 PM

Pasties

monster 03-24-2009 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 544261)
Is this a result of STD?


STeveDallas?

capnhowdy 03-24-2009 06:49 PM

sssssshhhhhh.....
that's a cellar 'secret'.

SteveDallas 03-24-2009 11:22 PM

I accept no responsibility for that photo. It's disgusting.

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2009 03:41 AM

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A family that plays together....

impress 03-25-2009 06:48 PM

Poor kid looks like she's pondering what she'll do when she grows up.

impress 03-25-2009 06:53 PM

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monster 03-25-2009 07:01 PM

looks like he has a boner

TheMercenary 03-25-2009 07:41 PM

Giving her the bone!

richlevy 03-25-2009 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 549411)
Poor kid looks like she's pondering what she'll do when she grows up.

Or maybe she's wondering why all she has is a pacifier while uncle Bob is getting lunch.

monster 03-25-2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 549416)
looks like he has a boner

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 549431)
Giving her the bone!

I guess Merc has me on ignore! :lol: ;)

capnhowdy 03-25-2009 08:10 PM

Although there's no bones in the bone, you may still choke on it if not administered properly. I mean... that's what I've HEARD.

Crimson Ghost 03-26-2009 12:25 AM

"Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit"

(whom virtue has united death shall not separate)

TheMercenary 03-26-2009 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 549443)
I guess Merc has me on ignore! :lol: ;)

Not at all. Why would you think that? I just posted a variation.

xoxoxoBruce 03-26-2009 11:13 PM

Variation is the sincerest form of flattery. :haha:

Shawnee123 03-26-2009 11:19 PM

Bad replica is the sincerest form of flattery.

monster 03-26-2009 11:28 PM

heeheeeshawnee

impress 03-29-2009 09:28 AM

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xoxoxoBruce 03-29-2009 12:13 PM

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4ever.

impress 03-30-2009 06:12 PM

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Can't remember whether I've already posted this:

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Tiki 03-30-2009 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 550733)
4ever.

:eek:

http://www.lugaluda.com/wp-content/u...ny_hensel.jpeg

capnhowdy 03-30-2009 08:07 PM

"Allow myself to introduce you to.......myself."

Elspode 03-30-2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 550733)
4ever.

That is disturbing...yet strangely stimulating.

Anyone know a good pyschiatrist in Raytown?

LabRat 04-01-2009 11:47 AM

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April showers bring May _______.

lookout123 04-01-2009 11:48 AM

You're in the wrong NSFW thread rat.

LabRat 04-01-2009 12:22 PM

If I was quicker on my feet, I should have put it in the Dwellar "what do you look like RFN NSFW" thread...

Ah well.

impress 04-02-2009 02:32 PM

LabRat, that is seriously fucked up. But DAMN I wish I could use that image when I teach my first graders The Emperor's New Clothes.

impress 04-02-2009 02:41 PM

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Enema bag jewelry. Why, God, why?

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Crimson Ghost 04-03-2009 01:44 AM

Enema bag jewelry and the sig "If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you."

Oh, how appropriate.

kxmk 04-04-2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 548618)

I wonder if she's married to a dick'tater

:)

impress 04-05-2009 07:54 PM

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capnhowdy 04-05-2009 08:21 PM

ouch

dar512 04-05-2009 08:47 PM

Naked American Gothic.

LabRat 04-06-2009 01:11 PM

Why do men leave their socks on? :confused:

The world may never know. . .

capnhowdy 04-06-2009 06:51 PM

After about two hours of grindage the fronts of your toes start to blister without them.

Tiki 04-06-2009 08:47 PM

After about two hours of grindage the front of my hoo-ha starts to blister! Now I know why we're supposed to avoid guys who leave their socks on.

zippyt 04-06-2009 09:11 PM

Hey a Fellas Feetz Get cold , that blood Haz to cum from Some where

classicman 04-06-2009 10:20 PM

ha ha ha ha

xoxoxoBruce 04-06-2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 553301)
Why do men leave their socks on? :confused:

I did not get naked with that woman... Ms Lewinsky. :headshake

impress 04-08-2009 08:31 PM

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MANtyhose

SteveDallas 04-08-2009 08:40 PM

Instructions for making different merkins:

http://www.theanticraft.com/

Sheldonrs 04-08-2009 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 554264)

Looks like a tongue.

xoxoxoBruce 04-09-2009 01:11 AM

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So what does this look like... fun? :blush:

btw, I reduced the image so it's not "actual size"

Sheldonrs 04-09-2009 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 554336)
So what does this look like... fun? :blush:

btw, I reduced the image so it's not "actual size"

Looks like an orange juicer. FROM THE GRIM REAMER!

SteveDallas 04-09-2009 10:38 AM

"vent holes".

xoxoxoBruce 04-09-2009 10:48 AM

Lubricating vent holes, thats where the "Uguens" comes out from the chamber in the base. Think, back door turkey baster. :o

lumberjim 04-09-2009 11:07 AM

Unguent:



Main Entry:un·guent http://www.merriam-webster.com/images/audio.gif Pronunciation: \ˈəŋ-gwənt, ˈən-; ˈən-jənt\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin unguentum — more at ointmentDate:15th century : a soothing or healing salve : ointment

xoxoxoBruce 04-09-2009 11:15 AM

Oh, it's a "t"... gotta get new glasses. :o


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