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capnhowdy 04-09-2009 08:06 PM
It is better to give than to receive.

Undertoad 04-10-2009 05:16 PM
http://cellar.org/2009/bionicwomansm.jpg

Clodfobble 04-10-2009 06:16 PM
Is it just me, or does that look like an unfinished Samus cosplay costume?

Nirvana 04-10-2009 06:27 PM
It looks to me like what comes out with a baby calf ....

Sheldonrs 04-10-2009 07:30 PM
"Does this outfit make my butt look invisible?"

Shawnee123 04-10-2009 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 555042)
"Does this outfit make my butt look invisible?"
Damn you Sheldon! :lol:

capnhowdy 04-11-2009 12:04 AM
It's a 13 titted woman. Must be some kind of angel.

Sheldonrs 04-11-2009 12:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 555121)
It's a 13 titted woman. Must be some kind of angel.
The tits on the back are for slow dancing.

Shawnee123 04-11-2009 05:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 555126)
The tits on the back are for slow dancing.
Makes sense, seeing how there's no ass to grab.

Sheldonrs 04-11-2009 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 555162)
Makes sense, seeing how there's no ass to grab.
I guess this is what's meant by ass back words.

Stress Puppy 04-11-2009 02:14 PM
Reminds me of Abomination from the Hulk movie with Edward Norton.

footfootfoot 04-11-2009 06:05 PM
Very nice legs though.

Flint 04-11-2009 07:58 PM
One of the greatest WTFs I have ever seen.
 
Don't know if I ever showed you guys
the flash animation called "Teach Me" from newgrounds.com

rfndong 04-11-2009 08:17 PM
Pooka sure is one lucky gal.

Sheldonrs 04-11-2009 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 555371)
Very nice legs though.
Eh. Means nothing. There's a lot of really nice roads that lead into New Jersey too.

JuancoRocks 04-12-2009 12:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 554401)
Unguent:



Main Entry:un·guent http://www.merriam-webster.com/images/audio.gif Pronunciation: \ˈəŋ-gwənt, ˈən-; ˈən-jənt\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin unguentum — more at ointmentDate:15th century : a soothing or healing salve : ointment
Gaear Grimsrud "Fargo"......"she bit me, I need Unguentine".....

richlevy 04-12-2009 10:34 AM
Would you accept a drink from this woman?

capnhowdy 04-12-2009 10:58 AM
That drink looks a little frothy.

On the other hand, the buttcrack at the lower right of the picture looks quite tantalizing.

richlevy 04-12-2009 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 555588)
That drink looks a little frothy.

On the other hand, the buttcrack at the lower right of the picture looks quite tantalizing.
So before attending the porn movie wrap party you have to weigh the positives and negatives.

1) Positive - Hot topless women

2) Negative - The keg is mostly foam - and it's probably a cheap domestic lager

decisions, decisions

capnhowdy 04-12-2009 12:34 PM
I think I can live with the flat lager.

Carry on.

impress 04-13-2009 10:03 AM
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Attachment 22890

SteveDallas 04-13-2009 11:07 AM
I like the skirt.

Nirvana 04-13-2009 01:50 PM
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* 'If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.'

capnhowdy 04-13-2009 07:51 PM
That would work well with a power company logo too.

TheMercenary 04-13-2009 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 555574)
Yes.

impress 04-14-2009 10:25 AM
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sweetwater 04-14-2009 10:29 AM
What is that, a Shelf Myself project? Strange.

capnhowdy 04-14-2009 03:54 PM
It's Ronco's new HOMOSTACKER.

But WAIT!

jinx 04-14-2009 07:29 PM
So... is it all the same guy?

Sheldonrs 04-14-2009 07:47 PM
I wonder what the dishes are kept in.

lumberjim 04-14-2009 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jinx (Post 556396)
So... is it all the same guy?
definitely. you can tell by the hands on the upper two. no pressure being applied to the bodies below.

shopped well, but shopped

capnhowdy 04-14-2009 08:11 PM
I'm glad you pointed that out. I was starting to feel sorry for the dude on the bottom.

Sheldonrs 04-14-2009 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 556413)
I'm glad you pointed that out. I was starting to feel sorry for the dude on the bottom.
Not gonna say it but I AM gonna laugh about it!

xoxoxoBruce 04-15-2009 12:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 556402)
definitely. you can tell by the hands on the upper two. no pressure being applied to the bodies below.

shopped well, but shopped
And the stomachs/chests are too flat, obviously laying on something.

impress 04-15-2009 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 556449)
And the stomachs/chests are too flat, obviously laying on something.
Not to mention that the dabgly bit ain't dangling. Of course, he could be doing the tuck game, but I'm just sayin'....

Or, he's hung like a pimple.

impress 04-16-2009 11:12 AM
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xhaos01 04-16-2009 01:13 PM
Being a douche-bag...

so easy a caveman can do it.

Gravdigr 04-16-2009 02:54 PM
I'm sorry but does that caveman have a black cock in his hand?

Gravdigr 04-16-2009 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by impress (Post 556520)
Not to mention that the dabgly bit ain't dangling. Of course, he could be doing the tuck game, but I'm just sayin'....Or, he's hung like a pimple.
Quoting Eddie Murphy: "He got no bulge. Dude ain't got no bulge!"

TheMercenary 04-16-2009 09:53 PM
i loves me some cave dudes. they get down with it.

xoxoxoBruce 04-16-2009 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 557008)
I'm sorry but does that caveman have a black cock in his hand?
Microphone?

impress 04-17-2009 09:28 AM
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Attachment 22953

When I see this image, I think of Peeps.
Penis peeps. Betcha can't eat just one.

Crimson Ghost 04-17-2009 11:12 AM
Is that the Marilyn Chambers Memorial?

SteveDallas 04-17-2009 11:19 AM
What are the little white streamers coming off of it?

xoxoxoBruce 04-18-2009 03:32 AM
Those little strips you tear off with the phone number on it.;)

Shawnee123 04-18-2009 06:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 557012)
Quoting Eddie Murphy: "He got no bulge. Dude ain't got no bulge!"
"If I didn't have no bulge, I wouldn't be modelin' no underwear. And I damn sure wouldn't be smilin'!"

Shawnee123 04-18-2009 06:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 557404)
Those little strips you tear off with the phone number on it.;)
:lol:

footfootfoot 04-18-2009 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 557133)
Microphone?
I got two cave dwellers and a microphone...
(That was a good drum break)

impress 04-19-2009 02:09 PM
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Amazing that it's clean coming OUT:

Attachment 23004

Crimson Ghost 04-19-2009 03:34 PM
Good idea, shitty presentation.

richlevy 04-19-2009 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 557905)
Good idea, shitty presentation.
It was nice of you to anal-yze that photo.

That person is wasting a lot of toilet paper. It's enough to make your brown eye blue.

Crimson Ghost 04-19-2009 05:35 PM
Butt, I'd hate to poo-poo the idea...

Elspode 04-20-2009 09:50 AM
I don't really know what the big fuss is. Its only a paper moon.

xoxoxoBruce 04-20-2009 09:59 AM
Excellent. :D

SteveDallas 04-20-2009 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 558127)
I don't really know what the big fuss is. Its only a paper moon.
Well, this is The Cellar.. you know how people here always over-analyze everything.

toranokaze 04-22-2009 07:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 555574)
Sure...:joint:

impress 04-22-2009 09:06 AM
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impress 04-22-2009 09:30 AM
http://www.warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/

Nirvana 04-22-2009 09:38 AM
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* Giant Woodpecker?

capnhowdy 04-22-2009 08:15 PM
Psoriasis. Definitely.


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