Careful with those user titles....

Did not die from it? A butt sniff? That's a heifer...

Yeah, but it could have beena Hefner. ;)

Who didn't die - the heifer?

That cow has an identity crisis. Thinks it's a dog:

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The perfect prom dress.

That dog one is great! :lol:

Bet he has moose in his hair too.

So THERE'S the beef.

Moose Lodges can be quite painful also... the next morning.

Oh, CG, bless you for the best belly laugh I've had in weeks.

I miss Ralph the Wonder Llama.

OK, so I was reading the article about the Craigslist killer and the debate over Craigslist's erotic services section.

I thought that I would take a peek to see what the fuss was about. I decided to look at San Francisco women-for-men, figuring that it would provide the most interesting examples.

NSFW!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

Sweet Susie Brown, that woman has bigger biceps than me!

You're very welcome.

:eyebrow: Damm, who needs porn when you have Craigslist? Looks like Sunnyvale is filled with hot horny woman, for a price.

I like the muscle on this CL servicer:

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/ers/1138422190.html

And some of them may actually be women. I flipped the picture over and took a better look and I'm guessing the reason 'her' hand is down there is to conceal a surprise.:eek:

The girl with something extra.

Do your tits hang high
Do your tits hang low
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your tits hang low?

I'm guessing the Power Rangers are looking for her. Especially the pink one.;)

I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?

She's got a tail.

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

She has eyeballs on her shield.:eek:

C'mon, a shield and an automatic weapon? Isn't that a bit anachronistic?

That previous girl is Chinese. Her name is Wun Hung Lo.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Had to look up 'ananchronistic' - !

am in heaven!

do more! do more!

PS - I think she's pretty and well accessorized.

Double points - but...I will take off for the weird penis thing. Some judges may give points for things like that, but, well, I'm just old-school.

I give her a solid 8.5

I assumed it was the escaping tapeworm.... you don't see that every day.

It may not be escaping. Maybe she just hasn't gotten it in all the way yet.

:vomitblu:

:repuke:

Are you BLIND?!!! It's before Labor Day and she's not wearing white!!!

O.M.F.G.

Wow. That guy has some really big, rotted looking tits.

I thought aliens only took bodies one at a time.

Does she have kneepads on her kneepads?

Also whats with the frilled raptor coming out the front and the rat tail coming out the rear? Someone had too much fun in the rubber toy section at toys r us.

OMFG... and I thought MINE were too big...

they've burnt up on re-entry?

Oooof!

fake

Nah.... He just took the smilies off.:haha:

Fake what?

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fake

:lolsign:

I am *so* glad hers aren't like that (Though prolly impossible to "achieve" at 23)

Those are nasty mofos.

Ya know... I was thinking of posting the pics here but there were just SO many WTFNSFW that I'll just post the link to the page and let them explain them!

18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys

Damn. That really WAS disturbing.

I didn't get beyond the first two items - yeuch!

Thats a reason to slap a bitch right there

That pic belongs in the Fail thread.

There's nothing wrong with the photo that a good cropping can't fix.