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Undertoad 04-24-2009 07:47 AM

http://cellar.org/2009/cowass.jpg

SteveDallas 04-24-2009 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 559757)

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
Did not die from it

Careful with those user titles....

Nirvana 04-24-2009 10:21 AM

Did not die from it? A butt sniff? That's a heifer...

xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2009 10:54 AM

Yeah, but it could have beena Hefner. ;)

limey 04-24-2009 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 559791)
Did not die from it? A butt sniff? That's a heifer...

Who didn't die - the heifer?

impress 04-24-2009 04:27 PM

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That cow has an identity crisis. Thinks it's a dog:

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Undertoad 04-24-2009 06:19 PM

The perfect prom dress.

TheMercenary 04-24-2009 06:28 PM

That dog one is great! :lol:

Sheldonrs 04-24-2009 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 559757)

Bet he has moose in his hair too.

capnhowdy 04-24-2009 11:07 PM

So THERE'S the beef.

Crimson Ghost 04-25-2009 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 559938)
Bet he has moose in his hair too.

My sister was bitten by a møøse. Møøse bites can be quite painful.

capnhowdy 04-25-2009 07:43 AM

Moose Lodges can be quite painful also... the next morning.

impress 04-25-2009 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 559990)
My sister was bitten by a møøse. Møøse bites can be quite painful.

Oh, CG, bless you for the best belly laugh I've had in weeks.

Elspode 04-25-2009 10:18 AM

I miss Ralph the Wonder Llama.

richlevy 04-25-2009 10:39 AM

OK, so I was reading the article about the Craigslist killer and the debate over Craigslist's erotic services section.

I thought that I would take a peek to see what the fuss was about. I decided to look at San Francisco women-for-men, figuring that it would provide the most interesting examples.

NSFW!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

Sweet Susie Brown, that woman has bigger biceps than me!

Crimson Ghost 04-26-2009 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 560042)
Oh, CG, bless you for the best belly laugh I've had in weeks.

You're very welcome.

TheMercenary 04-26-2009 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 560064)
OK, so I was reading the article about the Craigslist killer and the debate over Craigslist's erotic services section.

I thought that I would take a peek to see what the fuss was about. I decided to look at San Francisco women-for-men, figuring that it would provide the most interesting examples.

NSFW!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

Sweet Susie Brown, that woman has bigger biceps than me!

:eyebrow: Damm, who needs porn when you have Craigslist? Looks like Sunnyvale is filled with hot horny woman, for a price.

Sheldonrs 04-26-2009 05:17 PM

I like the muscle on this CL servicer:

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/ers/1138422190.html

richlevy 04-26-2009 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 560349)
:eyebrow: Damm, who needs porn when you have Craigslist? Looks like Sunnyvale is filled with hot horny woman, for a price.

And some of them may actually be women. I flipped the picture over and took a better look and I'm guessing the reason 'her' hand is down there is to conceal a surprise.:eek:

Crimson Ghost 04-26-2009 08:47 PM

The girl with something extra.

impress 04-28-2009 08:01 AM

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Crimson Ghost 04-29-2009 12:58 AM

Do your tits hang high
Do your tits hang low
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your tits hang low?

impress 05-10-2009 09:21 PM

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richlevy 05-10-2009 09:46 PM

I'm guessing the Power Rangers are looking for her. Especially the pink one.;)

SteveDallas 05-10-2009 09:59 PM

I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?

xoxoxoBruce 05-10-2009 10:01 PM

She's got a tail.

Crimson Ghost 05-10-2009 11:01 PM

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

capnhowdy 05-11-2009 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 564631)
I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?

She has eyeballs on her shield.:eek:

ZenGum 05-11-2009 08:07 AM

C'mon, a shield and an automatic weapon? Isn't that a bit anachronistic?

That previous girl is Chinese. Her name is Wun Hung Lo.

Trilby 05-11-2009 08:10 AM

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Had to look up 'ananchronistic' - !

am in heaven!

do more! do more!

Trilby 05-11-2009 08:13 AM

PS - I think she's pretty and well accessorized.

Double points - but...I will take off for the weird penis thing. Some judges may give points for things like that, but, well, I'm just old-school.

I give her a solid 8.5

jinx 05-11-2009 09:15 AM

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I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?
I assumed it was the escaping tapeworm.... you don't see that every day.

capnhowdy 05-11-2009 03:54 PM

It may not be escaping. Maybe she just hasn't gotten it in all the way yet.

limey 05-11-2009 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 564841)
It may not be escaping. Maybe she just hasn't gotten it in all the way yet.

:vomitblu:

capnhowdy 05-11-2009 07:59 PM

:repuke:

Sheldonrs 05-11-2009 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 564631)
I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?

Are you BLIND?!!! It's before Labor Day and she's not wearing white!!!

impress 05-15-2009 11:04 AM

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classicman 05-15-2009 11:43 AM

O.M.F.G.

Elspode 05-15-2009 04:23 PM

Wow. That guy has some really big, rotted looking tits.

Crimson Ghost 05-15-2009 11:24 PM

I thought aliens only took bodies one at a time.

ohgr 05-16-2009 03:05 AM

Does she have kneepads on her kneepads?

Also whats with the frilled raptor coming out the front and the rat tail coming out the rear? Someone had too much fun in the rubber toy section at toys r us.

Pooka 05-16-2009 07:21 PM

OMFG... and I thought MINE were too big...

lumberjim 05-16-2009 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 565920)


they've burnt up on re-entry?

spudcon 05-17-2009 03:02 PM

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Oooof!

Undertoad 05-17-2009 03:15 PM

fake

capnhowdy 05-17-2009 04:13 PM

Nah.... He just took the smilies off.:haha:

spudcon 05-17-2009 04:36 PM

Fake what?

capnhowdy 05-17-2009 06:02 PM

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capnhowdy 05-18-2009 08:18 AM

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Undertoad 05-18-2009 09:21 AM

fake

capnhowdy 05-18-2009 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 566505)
fake

:lolsign:

ohgr 05-18-2009 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 566379)
Nah.... He just took the smilies off.:haha:

I am *so* glad hers aren't like that (Though prolly impossible to "achieve" at 23)

Those are nasty mofos.

RellikLaerec 05-19-2009 09:06 AM

Ya know... I was thinking of posting the pics here but there were just SO many WTFNSFW that I'll just post the link to the page and let them explain them!

18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys

capnhowdy 05-19-2009 04:13 PM

Damn. That really WAS disturbing.

limey 05-20-2009 03:52 AM

I didn't get beyond the first two items - yeuch!

capnhowdy 05-20-2009 06:34 AM

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xhaos01 05-20-2009 09:06 AM

Thats a reason to slap a bitch right there

richlevy 05-20-2009 07:11 PM

That pic belongs in the Fail thread.

SteveDallas 05-20-2009 07:47 PM

There's nothing wrong with the photo that a good cropping can't fix.


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