The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill can hold more than his belican,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week!
But I'm damned if I know how the helican!

-- Dixon Lanier Merritt
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DAR512 attributed this poetic set to D L Merritt But it was OGDEN NASH who wrote the verse.

Techjunkie0600

07-25-2008 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 471432)

Of course it's too soon.

Halloween is still months away.

NOT FUNNY TO US IN VIRGINIA !!!!!:headshake :headshake

impress

07-26-2008 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Techjunkie0600 (Post 471548)

Yes, and Ogden Nash also wrote, "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

xoxoxoBruce

07-26-2008 12:49 AM

And...

Quote:

I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.

Ah yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"
I'm Sorry now I wrote it
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!

;)

impress

07-26-2008 09:06 AM

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Enough poetry. Time for more WTF images:

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Cicero

07-26-2008 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Techjunkie0600 (Post 471553)

NOT FUNNY TO US IN VIRGINIA !!!!!:headshake :headshake

No now it's funny because they are from Virginia. Both students that dressed up like victims.

Well I think the guy won the "worst" costume prize at the themed party they went to. So much for those "private" themed parties. Let this be a lesson to you guys in Virginia.

skysidhe

07-26-2008 02:42 PM

Who would think this up? some bored kids on summer break?

http://nickscipio.com/pod/2008/01/im...ursebarbie.jpg

lookout123

07-26-2008 04:19 PM

That's called "Tuesday Night" at the Drax house.

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